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Hey, my name's Alex, read, and review

And go see my friends stuff:

SoulEater42, LilGrimmy, RatherEccentric, & insanebrain

The Canaries! You know what they say it's supposed to stand for? Convict Army-Nearly All Retarded Inbred Evil Sheepshaggers! They haven't got an X-chromosome to share between them!

Space Core Directive 34124; No officer with false teeth should attampt oral sex in zero gravity.

Space Core Directive 1742; No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee.

What is the plural of grilled cheese? Think about it.

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