Galaxy Girl PM
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5Shy
Massive Fluff Warning. Carson went to the same diner, ate the same meal and left the same tip every night, just in the hopes that maybe, this time, she would notice him.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 1/14/2006
2Arsenic
The head of the city's organized crime circuit was sick, and nobody knew why. With suspicion in all directions, his son was the only one left to trust...
Fiction: Thriller, T, English, Drama, words: 2k+, 9/9/2005
1Wildfire
There's a voice in Tuomas' head. It eggs him on. It threatens him. It warns him, it guides him, it wants to help him.. . and it won't bloody shut up until it sees that village BURN, man!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Angst & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 3/11/2005
2Another Sort of Bloodsucker
A short character vignette from a longer humor piece of mine. Jonathan Sibley woke up on Saturday morning, in the seediest motel in town, face-down in a puddle of rubbing alcohol with suspicious fang marks on his neck. Not that he's really upset by it.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Supernatural & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 3/11/2005
1Vengeance
Fairfax Underhill is your average, everyday peasant trying to make a life for himself without starving to death. But it's all so much more difficult when some unnamed mercenary shows up and swears on the blood of his father to kill you, itn't it?
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 3/10/2005
1To A Rock Star
A young lady writes a sweet declaration of love to her favorite rock star, after he finds her stealing underwear from his dressing room. Not... at all... autobiographical... coughcough.
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 523, 3/1/2005
1Inerasable Sin
Melissa made a mistake that cost her little brother a price she could never pay back... So obviously, he must hate her. Right?
Fiction: General, K+, English, Drama & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 11/15/2004
2Cyclic »
Every month, Cassius treats his girlfriend like dirt for her own protection. And every month, Rachael comes back.
Fiction: Romance, K+, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, 10/29/2004
1Pink Mitten
Elias and Alfonso are two young orphans trying to sleep off a cold, hungry night in an abandoned alley. Tonight, however, they'll be called upon by everybody's favorite Man in Black.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 2, 10/29/2004
1Blind Date
Ami Huang is a lonely tech-support operator who had a bad break with her last boyfriend and would rather not try again. But through the meddling of a friend, she unwillingly ends up on a blind date with a new guy who's to die for.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 10k+, favs: 1, 3/3/2004
4Bodhissatva Ramma Lamma Ding Dong
It's the ideal philosophical Zen Buddhism comedy piece! Kesler is Western-minded! Cyd is Eastern-minded! Watch these two thought-provoking fellows match witty barbs in this amazing, migraine-causing story!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 5k+, favs: 3, 11/14/2003
2Against the Sun and Moon
Set to the song of the same title by Yuuko Yamaguchi. Night after night, the girl would sit on the bench, watching the people walk by and wondering when one of them would care she existed...
Fiction: Romance, K, English, Romance & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 11/14/2003
6Lost in Hell
My feelings on a common problem that plagues the young people of the world, trapping them in a hellish nightmare of confusion and futility... Read to get the joke.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Horror & Humor, words: 83, favs: 1, 9/24/2003
5The Truth About Hammerspace!
A ridiculous little explanation of the physics of Hammerspace, as explained by two insane scientists confronted by a poor, naive little janitor at a... oh heck, just read it.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 9/23/2003
4The Wedding Ring
A short, goofy little... um... sci-fi... thing... I wrote all the way back in 9th grade. A man creates an android for his wife's birthday... but what happens when the machine falls in love with her creator and decides to dispose of his wife?
Fiction: Sci-Fi, K+, English, Supernatural & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 9/23/2003
5Ode To A Friend
A beloved friend once betrayed me, and destroyed something very close to my heart... The tragic story unfolds here. (Okay, no, not really. It's funny, okay?)
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 165, favs: 2, 4/19/2003
1Jim Bob Bates VS The Mississippi Mafia!
A ridiculously silly story I wrote for English a few years ago. Jim Bob Bates, a lonely (and probably crazy) old man and his talking (rhyming) banjo Bubba must outwit the very mean, very cliche Mississippi Mafia before Jim Bob's (imaginary) wife finds out
Fiction: General, K, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 3k+, 9/3/2002