It is interesting to think about whether people will be more inclined to read one's work if one has a long and humorous profile.

In any case, as I don't care to conduct further scientific research in this field, I relate to you the following, in the hopes that it will peak your interest:

I am 16, female, short, live in the USA, and like writing, among other things.

The other things include: Peter Jackson films, so many different kinds of music that it is unreasonable to begin listing them here, cats, dogs, poetry, fantasy, algebra, the Napoleonic Wars, badminton, the Canadian Rockies, and hobbits.

It is now up to you, dear reader, to choose between continuing to scroll down this page, or hitting the "Back" button, which is located in the top left-hand corner of your screen. Let us hope you make the right choice, whatever that may be.