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life with her
when she was gone, the house was lonely...Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 307, favs: 1, 12/8/2007
you're so lovely
He found it hard to say three little words...Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 439, favs: 1, 12/6/2007
with her
two intertwining stories, one of passion, and one is of love...Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Angst, words: 265, favs: 1, 12/5/2007
I MissJust Me
It's about... a breakup, I suppose. However, the spacing didn't turn out quite right.Poetry: Love, K, English, Angst & Romance, words: 73, 9/21/2007
2 The Rabbit: A Short Story
The story of Moses, written with rabbits as the main characters.Fiction: Spiritual, K+, English, Spiritual & Humor, words: 1k+, 8/14/2007
4 Rubik's Conundrum
perhaps my least favorite love poem that i have ever written. but, please, read and review it's not quite the typical love poem.Poetry: Love, K, English, Poetry & Romance, words: 156, 5/11/2007
1 you fit into me
it's a love story, based off a Margaret Atwood poemFiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 534, 5/1/2007
9The Entertainment of the Masses of the Planet WEE »
This is a story, about the planet of the grossly overweight who sue, versus the three remaining powers on earth. Will possibly get political a little farther down the road, but right now it's just meant for laughs. Rating changed to M because of ch 4..Fiction: Sci-Fi, M, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, favs: 1, updated: 4/26/2007 published: 4/15/2006
2 A Million Little Molecules
prepare for some abstract romance!Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 4/24/2007
10Death of a Rooster »
This is the story about Rooster... a half Cuban, half-chicken boy. It is in script form, so sentences are mostly short and choppy. Intended to be funny. So check it out and be amusedFiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 21, words: 49k+, updated: 4/20/2007 published: 9/25/2004
5It's Funny
i have nothing for you here... just... read if you have the time. thank youPoetry: Life, K+, English, Poetry, words: 79, 4/14/2006
2May You Suffer
"may you suffer post-humorously" towards the end it gets kinda lame (in my opinion) but please read and review anyway!Poetry: Friendship, T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 89, 12/11/2005
4Mass
with parallel construction, i present you with... mass nothing!Poetry: General, T, English, Poetry, words: 49, 11/12/2005
6They are talking
simplistic, so simplistic. no clue what it's about. just, go ahead and read it. critics always welcome.Poetry: Life, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 83, 11/12/2005
4Goodness, Gracious
'Goodness, gracious, great balls of' I began./'That's copy written' you interrupted./...'THEN GET OFF MY CAMPUS' the voice orders me."Poetry: School, T, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 191, 11/12/2005
3Look, Man
a jumping-around one sided argumentPoetry: Life, M, English, Poetry & Drama, words: 64, 11/12/2005
6Frito
mildly strong language... (only two words) what does it lodge a frito into your hand?Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 106, 11/12/2005
2My Really, Really, Really, Really Bored Tomb
so, as the title suggests, i was bored. emily dickinson and napoleon bonaparte (the french one) drop inPoetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 195, 11/11/2005
5Emotionally Dependent Her
she's emotionally dependent, and her friendship with the world? loose angst tradedyPoetry: Friendship, K+, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 199, favs: 2, 11/6/2005
4The Practically Applied Haiku
the premise of this is absurd, the execution is horrible. so please, someone read it and tell me how bad it is.Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 50, 11/6/2005