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Boy Kicked In Crotch
We have managed to get an exclusive interview with the kicker! A no-holds-barred, uncensored account of the carnage. For the protection of the wounded, we have replaced his name with John Doe.Fiction: General, T, English, words: 677, favs: 4, 3/29/2008
24Random Crap »
Rating may change. . . title is self explanatory. Random Crap K has evolved into . . . Random Crap T! DoodoodoodooFiction: Humor, T, English, chapters: 9, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 10/11/2007 published: 10/8/2004
1 Orientating Blues
Blues poem with a nonsubversive nonsubliminal subtext. No submarines. Not humor.Poetry: Friendship, K, English, Poetry, words: 198, 6/19/2007
3 PipeThirtyOne
Revelatoryof self, only five sevenfive journey in words.Poetry: Haiku, T, English, words: 16, favs: 1, 5/5/2007
5 The Internets
It's anonymous, and it's bad. It's the internets, and it's for porn.Fiction: Sci-Fi, T, English, Sci-Fi, words: 672, favs: 1, 4/5/2007
5All is Fair in Love and War
The military holds many secrets, some good, some bad, and some... soulless...Fiction: Sci-Fi, K, English, words: 1k+, 9/30/2005
15The Puppet King »
Julian is the brains behind the throne, and Tort, his brother, is just an insanely powerful Sorcerer. But who is the puppet, and who is the puppeteer? Newly edited! Less cursesFiction: Fantasy, T, English, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, updated: 11/30/2004 published: 7/23/2004
3The Blood Rites
Tell me if the Rating isn't high enough, don't report abuse. Yarr, this is about Blood. You're listenin to one messed up individual here, so read no further if . . . 'blood queasy'Poetry: General, T, English, Horror, words: 80, 11/30/2004
10The Four »
What if the Nazis won? The lives of four Jewish young adults, as they attempt to destroy Nazi Earth.Fiction: Play, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, updated: 9/25/2004 published: 7/23/2004
34Armaggedon? »
A fireball hits the sun and instead of killing everyone, it only kills the grownups, and the children under twelve.Fiction: Sci-Fi, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 13k+, favs: 1, updated: 9/11/2004 published: 4/14/2004
13Need »
What happens when a blue, a red, a yellow, a black, a white, and gold mage are all put on the same team? What the hell are blue, red, yellow, and black mages? Has the author just picked random colors! On hiatus.Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 7k+, favs: 1, updated: 8/9/2004 published: 7/3/2004
4Destroy the Evildoers! »
Not telling! it was inspired by a weird al song... guess which oneFiction: Fantasy, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, updated: 7/19/2004 published: 7/3/2004
10Revelations »
This is an uncomfortable piece, and sort of creepy.Fiction: Fantasy, M, English, Fantasy, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, updated: 6/13/2004 published: 6/6/2004