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Gimme Shellfish
Don't you hate it when a restaurant has the nerve to serve something other than what you want? I mean, it's your money. Inspired by one too many trips to Boston, to the tune of the Stones' Gimme Shelter.Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 229, 3/15/2007
6 The Center is Not Enough »
Third part of my school trilogy, with the same characters. An international caper, featuring Jack the Ripper,Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 10k+, updated: 3/3/2007 published: 8/24/2006
The Ballad of George Allen
A tribute to my favorite faux pas since our President's "major league asshole right over there". To the tune of "MacArthur Park".
Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 175, 8/21/2006
4Sympathy for the Dark Lord
Are you a Rolling Stones fan? Are you a Harry Potter fan? Read this before you finish your Trelawney/Keith Richards erotica.Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 202, favs: 2, 7/23/2006
12A PoorlyTitled Mimesis Story »
Stupidity loosely based on real (and stupid) events.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 8, words: 12k+, favs: 2, updated: 4/25/2006 published: 10/14/2005
6Behind These Crazy Eyes
I don't usually write parodies of songs I don't like (Kelly Clarkson's "Behind These Hazel Eyes), but criminal insanity is so gosh-darn funny.Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 183, favs: 1, 4/15/2006
2Cruiser
Oh, Tom Cruise. Is there anything you can't do? Besides not annoy everyone? To the tune of "Loser" by Beck, ironically enough,Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 296, 3/25/2006
1Ring of Liars
Welcome to Washington. To the tune of "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash. Not for conservatives.Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 162, 3/6/2006
1The Ballad of Tom Rafferty
Some crap I came up with after watching "Miller's Crossing". Please R & R.Poetry: Love, T, English, Suspense & Romance, words: 363, 1/17/2006
1Wake Me Up When The Bender Ends
My fourth Green Day parody; this one's a loving tribute to the demon in the bottle.Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 266, 11/3/2005
House Majority
A tribute to Tom DeLay, to the tune of Green Day's "Minority". Don't read if you're one of the three Tom DeLay fans out there.
Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 157, 10/6/2005
2Stuck In The Middle of School
Don't watch "Reservoir Dogs" while doing homework. Seriously.Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 315, favs: 1, 10/4/2005
3The Ballad of the Sinners
My attempt at a creepy poem-type thing after I wrote a play with the same plot.Poetry: Song, T, English, Suspense & Horror, words: 251, 9/28/2005
7Idiot Ness: Private Eye »
The adventures of a dumbass in a fedora and trenchcoat. Several characters are based on my friends.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 1, updated: 9/23/2005 published: 1/22/2005
3Level of Hell
A must for fans of Weezer AND eternal suffering. To the tune of "Beverly Hills".Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 324, 9/21/2005
7St Patrick's Day
Let's all party hearty to the tune of Green Day's "Holiday". Please note, I'm Irish, so this is self-parody.Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 257, favs: 2, 6/28/2005
3Mr Dark Side
A tribute to the time when Star Wars was good, to the tune of the Killers' "Mr. Brightside".Poetry: Humor, K, English, Parody & Parody, words: 355, 2/21/2005
3Inferno
Bless your heart, Dante. To the tune of U2's "Vertigo".Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Parody, words: 172, 2/20/2005
3Syndicated
Ah, the life of a talk-show host. To the tune of Dashboard Confessional's "Vindicated."Poetry: Humor, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 318, 2/5/2005
8The Zombie Song
A loving tribute to the undead to the tune of Evanescence's "My Immortal". WIth apologies to Evanescence and all their fans.Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 298, favs: 2, 2/5/2005