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"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love, but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, but to be happy then is to suffer but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness." from Love and Death by Woody Allen

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Confidence is simply that quiet, assured feeling you have before you fall flat on your face.

Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes. -- Donald Kaul

Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.

Pessimists are the world's happiest people... Ninety percent of the time they are right, and the other ten percent they are pleasantly surprised.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

Now, just because someone sees, you know, two naked people asleep in bed together, it doesn't necessarily prove sex was involved. It does, however, make for a very strong case.

The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history.

Anyway... Please review my stories!

By the way, I have a joint story with Artificial Refuge called Forever In Love. It's posted on her account. :) Please review!

Update: January 25, 2006 Hey everyone. I've finally finished Love Hurts! I'm so proud and excited! Granted, it's not written the best, but I don't think it's too bad. Hopefully I'll find time this year to rework it and make it perfect... Who knows. So yeah, please review that. I'm hoping this year to be more prolific in my poetry writing, but again, anything could happen. School restarts in two weeks so I'll probably be busy then. But I'll try my best! : )

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