5 Chess You'll never look at the game quite the same way. Experience the classic boardgame from the perspective of a battlehardened ebony pawn against enemies brought vividly to life. Rated T for some violence, but the combat isn't really that graphic.
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 12/29/2007
2Like Magic Our world is based on science, but what if magic was brought into our world? What if everything we imagined about sorcery, everything we feared about witchcraft and demons, became real? Be there as Earth as we know it is transformed into a world of magic.
Fiction: Fantasy, M, English, Fantasy & Adventure, words: 773, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/19/2007
4Urgent Mail, Kris Kringle » The War on Santa has gone underground. Follow the fight to save St. Nick's legacy through letters between Santa, Black Peter, the Conductor and others in this tongue in cheek argument against Christmas commercialization. Whose side are you on this year?
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, chapters: 14, words: 4k+, favs: 1, updated: 12/22/2006 published: 12/20/2005
13 How to Survive a Disaster Movie » A survival guide for disaster movies. COMPLETE! I just finished a major revision with new chapters, and new content! Covers how to survive a movie earthquake, flood, supervirus and more, even the real thing!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 13k+, favs: 12, updated: 10/25/2006 published: 7/8/2004
4Why We Left That Stupid Planet in the First Place » Another story written by my brother while channeling Douglas Adams. Chronicling recently vacated worlds, an unnamed reporter gives details on the ludicrous societies he encounters.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, updated: 9/8/2006 published: 12/22/2005
4Ode to the RedShirted Ensign A tongue-in-cheek tribute to one of the most underappreciated icons of Star Trek.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Sci-Fi, words: 181, favs: 3, 5/3/2006
23Why Fatalists Don't Get Robbed » Impossible! Our heroine has been plagiarized! Oh, beware her forked tongue as she unleashes the mother of all flames upon her plagiarist's work; it would make Mark Twain proud.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 11k+, favs: 15, follows: 3, updated: 2/8/2006 published: 4/13/2005
3How to Survive the 1200th Repeats of Xmas Movies A short pamphlet of suggestions for staying sane through the holiday movie season, for the sake of those desperate enough to follow the ridiculous or obnoxious suggestions that circulate the 'Net at this time of year. I'll add more if I think of any, so c
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 674, favs: 1, 12/2/2005
4The Nimrod A spoof on Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven, written by my brother.
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Poetry & Parody, words: 915, favs: 2, 12/1/2005
7Who Needs to Learn a Foreign Language Anyway? » Raised the rating for a couple of mild references. When ridiculous warnings are double-translated... Mwa-hah-hah-ha! R & R.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 3, updated: 10/27/2005 published: 10/26/2005
3A Plea to Remember Our Veterans as Heroes The summary is right in the title. Also, I lowered the rating on the advice of a reader. R & R.
Poetry: War, K+, English, words: 201, 11/12/2004
3Frustration Written while grappling with insomnia on one of those nights that never seem to end.
Poetry: Life, K, English, words: 121, favs: 1, 11/12/2004