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6 Camp » The side of Darking Falls -they- don't want you to know. the reason no one comes back... the same. my story is here. probably the only story that you'll ever read about it.

Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Suspense, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 2, updated: 4/22/2005 published: 9/30/2004

14 Cliches What more can you ask for? A list of all cliches possible. If you have a request feel free to ask.

Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 4k+, favs: 6, 4/12/2005

3 Blue Dog The blue dog oh/How it howls at the moon/I'd be scared but/I somehow know/You're here with me/You'll never let me be afraid/So I'm not scared/Coz that's all I need to know...

Poetry: Song, K, English, Angst & Romance, words: 160, 2/24/2005

11 Funny instructions » These are true, swear-to-god-true instructions on consumer goods that i found via . so i guess you can't call this a fiction, but its still dead funny! Read it and laugh. now with new installment, 'STUPID SIGNS!

Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 677, favs: 4, updated: 11/8/2004 published: 9/30/2004

4 The Attack of the MarySues this is a parody of all things Mary-Sue. i was reading a M-S romance fic ad i thought this is really cheesy, so i decided to make it into a parody. god, i sound like an author giving a speech sigh. Well, R&R, and ENJOY!

Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 899, 9/13/2004

5 Pattern An' don't you see the pattern/ of when it's all going good You say something/or do something That takes it all away/takes it all away... R&R!

Poetry: Song, K, English, Angst & Romance, words: 388, 8/27/2004

36 It's Not my Fault » Meet jadis. no boyf. no living family. DO NOT BE CONFUSED. THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS FIC it gets insane after the first chap. i do camoes, but only if you send a proper review with it. R&R. WARNING: this story is showing dangerous signs of plot in later chaps

Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 9, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 8/27/2004 published: 8/1/2004

6 He Don't Deserve You kinda a get over him/stick up for yourself type song. please R&R. i will be nice if you do

Poetry: Song, K+, English, Angst, words: 431, 8/26/2004

3 I'm just a Kid title says it all. im just a kid and i decided to write a song about that. please R&R it would mean a lot

Poetry: Song, K, English, words: 221, 8/26/2004

9 For all who have a story published on fictionpress this is exactly what the title says. also for anyone else who wants a funny poem (well, i think its funny...)

Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 282, favs: 1, 8/25/2004

7 Pack of Wolves Elle: just moved to an formally all boy school (she is the first female to enrol). there she meets jamie and tom. what will happen to her and will she survive the year? R&R, please!

Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 699, 8/7/2004

11 My incredibly insane life » This is all true. it's written straight from my diary. My second fic and i hope y'all like it. well its not all true. apart from my mums beef stew and having a crush on someone. oh, i have decided not to update this until i get 15 reviews.

Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, updated: 8/5/2004 published: 8/3/2004

9 Never ever ever » Read and review please! i hope you all like it. this was actually a homework assignment, but i decided to publish it coz i like it. ENJOY!

Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 195, updated: 8/5/2004 published: 8/3/2004

6 this si a crappy little poem that i made up in rec title says it all. enjoy!

Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 60, 8/3/2004