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17Jack Lumber's A Bucket Full of Awesome! »
Wooooah! I've done it now! Who knows what you'll find in here! Hehehe! By not telling you what is in here, you will be automaticly curious, and no matter how hard you try to ignore it, it will eat away at your mind untll you finally can't take it anymoreFiction: General, K, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, favs: 2, updated: 2/28/2005 published: 12/29/2004
8The Bloodthirsty Patriots
A somewhat twisted account of the American Revelution. George Washington beheads people, Pat Henry takes a dump, and perfectly good tea is wasted. EnjoyPoetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 585, 9/3/2004
4Tales of Jack formerly Outcast from Hell »
This is just me trying to write something other than humor. I haven't really been able to write a full story, so ill just post the little sections i do have. Maybe ill combine it all one day. Enjoy. Maybe youll get your own ideas.Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Fantasy & Horror, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 2, updated: 8/23/2004 published: 8/6/2004
32I Can't Think of a Title! »
If anybody sees this, they're probably on my profile page. This is probably my most well recieved story and is generally considered to be the funniest. Read up and stuff.Fiction: Horror, K, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 6k+, favs: 6, updated: 8/16/2004 published: 7/21/2004
5Running from the Fuzz!
Jack Lumber and his fearsom Pirate crew are being chased by the Fuzz (scum). They have many adventures...um...it's really good...trust me...PLEASE READ IT! WAAAAAA WAAAAAAA Everyone ingores me! Booo Hooo!Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 2k+, 7/21/2004
8Harry Potter and the Attack of the Yawners
Jack and Nuiroth are out one day minding their own buisiness, when they are suddenly sucked into the world of Harry Potter, much to their anoyance. Things die, reputations are ruined. Sorry if your into animal rights, you have to admit though, it was funFiction: Horror, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 2, 7/21/2004