6Never Leave Never leave - I warn you now - the comfort of your own country

6Wooden Heart A love-sick poem tries to communicate with its reader.

10Consoling Satira Why do some of us need things like this : ) and this : ( to understand a satirical response? Isn't your English and punctuation good enough?

3Girl with the Flamethrower Hair Most children have best friends. What they mean by 'best friend' is a person, usually another child, with whom they spend a majority of their time. Sad to say, I never had a 'best friend', though some may argue that I did.

4To Autumn Five haikus reflecting the nature of one autumn afternoon...

7Documentaries Tell people their mistakes and they're fated to make them anyway. (History Reverse Psychology)

7Not The Tiger Bleak parody of William Blake's poem.

6Never Dead Yet Every film gets this part wrong. (Goes to show money can't buy perfection, hmm.)

12About the Weather Some of us grow distant from our parents.

3The Way of the World Based on Edgar Gambin's version of 'The Last Supper'. The only thing we're good at is watching - except this one guy, who tells us we'll be fine.