"So answer me, please. Tell me what you're doing. Okay, let's look at the logic. You create man. Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. Man dies. Maybe you should have had a few more brainstorming sessions prior to creation. You rested on the seventh day. Maybe you should've spent that day on compassion."
-- Hunter Patch Adams to God

Everything you heard about me is true. I am the One that the Darkness fears. I cause chaos and misery wherever I venture. As I walk, flowers swoon and wilt in my wake. Sunlight grows pale and grown men begin to cry. I worship Beelzebub. I do his biddings. Do you see any goats around?

No? That's because I sacrificed them to him.

:). I used to post here, then I stopped cause I was afraid my work would get stolen. Kinda egoistic, I know, but I'm into the Ayn Rand theory of ego being a good thing : P. But as you can tell, I've posted stuff here again. Call it a bout of low self esteem :).

At this point of time, I'm Beta-ing two stories by two lovely writers. In order to give them full attention, I won't be able to Beta anyone else.

But I strongly suggest that you read their work - the links are down below. They're some of the best writing I've ever come across on FictionPress. On that note, check out my Favourites if you're bored and need a good read. They're all worth your time.

Also, I'm a member of Young Writers 101 and I think that the SKoW awards are the best thing to have ever happened to FP. Aside from me : P.

I believe in paying it forward; so any reviews I receive, I return.

Here's where I shamelessly promote my writers!!

Welcome To Reality by writejoy. Many people love fairytales until they really happen to them. I never saw it coming; meeting him, who every girl loved and I hated, then being thrown into balls, musicals..love..and learning of dark secrets that would change our lives forever.

Vraie Beauté by writejoy. They were best friends until tragedy struck, and now he's the beast and she's the social flower. She's rich and he hates the rich. He's unkempt and she loves groomed guys. The solution? She tries to change him..but he won't have any of it.

Grasping at Straws by fallingstar13. We know the clichés. Jock falls for shy girl. Girl falls for best friend’s brother. Girl falls for brother’s best friend. But clichés never work out in real life. You can only expect to find them in books and movies. Then he came to our school. Oh boy.

They're both not just amazing writers, but fantastic people. It's a pleasure Beta-ing for them :).

"Think how much worse it would be if life was fair, and all the awful things that happened to us happened because we actually deserved them. I for one take great comfort in the completely impersonal hostility of the universe."
Draco Malfoy, Cassandra Claire's Draco Trilogy