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1The Cat Two girls find a cat.
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 7/17/2011
Homonculus A story about Spiders.
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Mystery, words: 1k+, 7/17/2011
Fire Drill A story about a fire drill.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 984, 6/5/2010
1 Signal 30 a poem about a dead man.
Poetry: Life, T, English, Poetry & Horror, words: 362, favs: 1, 4/26/2010
3 A Creepier Doll A girl and her doll.
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 10/9/2009
2 Consuming Flesh A zombie holocaust is not the best time to break up with a girl.
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 541, favs: 1, 10/9/2009
4Night Shift A young doctor takes the subway home one night.
Fiction: Horror, M, English, Humor, words: 844, follows: 1, 12/31/2008
3 A Poem A reassurance that my love will never die. How I write at 4 AM.
Poetry: Religion, T, English, Romance & Spiritual, words: 388, favs: 1, 8/18/2008
72How to Get a Girl » Behold, a quick and easy guide on how to get a girlfriend. Now with advice on how to snag that loveliest of lovelies, the fangirl! Enjoy.
Fiction: Essay, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 32, follows: 5, updated: 8/17/2008 published: 12/26/2004
11Black and White » You see the petite little white girl? She's the one that's going seriously torture you. Me? The big black guy? I'm just going to hit you. Hard. But yes. Both of us are going to drink your blood. Don't cry. You'll just make her angrier. Or laugh. Depends.
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Humor & Spiritual, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 3, follows: 5, updated: 8/1/2008 published: 4/24/2008
5The Marriage Agent » A pair of goats, a couple chickens, and several cases of imported alcohol will get you a lot in the Gobi Desert. A ride from an insane Chinese cabbie, more dried camel meat then I care to think about, a brace of horses, and, hopefully, a wife.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 5/8/2008 published: 10/24/2007
2Aeronautics Well, we'll just hurl you up the keel-line of a gondola, through an inch of solid steel bulwark, and into a 300 degree engine room and see how YOU like it!
Fiction: Sci-Fi, T, English, Adventure & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 5/26/2006
Lighter's Handbook It's easy to become introspective when your hanging over a stage by clinging to a cat-walk for dear life.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 862, 3/5/2006
4Puss In Boots The key to success? Talking cats, public nudity, and torture. A twist on the classic fairy tale.
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 769, favs: 2, 1/3/2005