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10.11.08 : Soooo, logged on today for the first time since 2006! I should get an award for that. =D Not sure if I'm going to be continuing any of the stories already posted, but I will definitely be bringing out some new material sooner or later (mainly because I don't remember where I was going with any of them!) And also because I highly doubt any of my readers are around =P
Hey guyzzzz =D I'm Jackie. Please keep all hands, legs, purses, babies, heads, shoes, shirts, drinks, cokes, heroin, weed and beer inside the golf cart at all times. I don't want to clean up after you messy bitches.
To the immediate left we have a messy stack of papers, strewn around in what looks like some odd formation but really has no significance whatsoever. I just try to look profound. If we pan a bit to the right, we see a 15-inch white Apple Macbook, where all these lovely stories are conducted, edited, printed, and groveled over.
Surrounding my preciouscomp are various paperclips, a mug of 4-day-old orange juice, a box of cereal (because everyone needs a pick me up) and some post-its reminding me when my favorite shows are on. (House?)
And lest I not forget my lovely cd-player/iPod that my life shamefully revolves around. And next to it, a plentiful cd collection including the Misfits Greatest Hits, Warped Tour '03 '04, '05 and '06 compilations, tons of free demos and a cute little Lion King soundtrack.
This concludes the exciting, mesmerizing, (and very brief!) tour of Jackie's desk. Oh, and be sure to check out the links above also!
Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas.