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Dr. Beowulf PM
Joined Nov '04

Hello! Welcome to the dark, deep depths of my head where abominations against god and man tread, but cautiously so as not to wake up what I think up. Hi, I'm a person who doesn't like his name on the internet. I'm 14 years old, I go to Hermitage high school, and I spend half of my life playing videogames, a quarter obbsessing over girls (I'm an idiot when it comes to romance), 20 thinking up this stuff, and five on what actually matter. I don't get out much and I'm quite the dork, but please don't let that get in the way of my writing. I know what you're thinking if you've already read my stuff: "This man is an insane, twisted freak who can't get a date." Not that you're entirely wrong, but don't judge me. Okay, fine, judge me. I will end this unelegant intro with a little quote:

"Yo, she-bitch. Let's go." -Ash (Army of Darkness)

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