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10Fun With Crack » Talking toiletseat cover, enormous balls, the worst superhero ever, fat pony who shits crayons, detachable penis. If you aren't intrigued yet you must be completely unconscious. Short stories. Some very short.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 2k+, updated: 9/11/2007 published: 4/6/2007
4Mental Diarrhea » Rufus's mother is a drunk, his brother is an uptight middle management type who brings around his crazy mistress all the time, and his sister is a moody, adolescent magical girl who drives a giant robot to school. That's just his home life. :light slash:
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Parody & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 9/7/2007 published: 8/26/2007
10The Von Bonos » And now the allegedly true story of the ruling family of an obscure, European nation, forced into exile, and the one slightly neurotic brother who was forced to keep them all together... and something about a fat pony, I donno.
Fiction: Action, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 9k+, favs: 1, updated: 4/22/2007 published: 4/6/2007
3The Paladin & Related Works » Short stories that take place within the decaying Bostovian Empire, wrought with nationalism and beset with racial tension with imigrants from the Savage Lands to the north.
Fiction: Action, T, English, Adventure & Supernatural, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 4/6/2007
2 Just A Little Coffee Between Friends » ... My this teen romance looks outofplace on my page.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 12/5/2006
3 I Want To Be The Girl With The Most Cake Guidence Counselor Claudia Rutherford really needs to use the bathroom. A problem that is easily taken care of. However, the school she works for is under lockdown and she is unable to leave her office. Oh the humanity.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 11/12/2006
20 The Cliche Killer » If there's one thing I hate more than stories about angels, it's stories about vampires... so here's a twochapter satire on the vampireangel fad that has taken over FP. Completed, unless I later decide otherwise... I probably won't though.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 814, favs: 7, follows: 1, 10/25/2006
3Heavy Metal Butterfly » Inagoddadavida Jackson (a girl exploding with teen angst) goes in search of her absentee father to give him a piece of her mind, but finds him very much dead. Pokes fun at the giant robot genre, particularly Evangelion.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, updated: 9/7/2006 published: 9/6/2006
3Rathbone Private Academy » Annette Baudelaire is a young girl with a short fuse, in exile at private school. She's got a messiah complex and an alterego to go with it.
Fiction: Mystery, M, English, Drama & Suspense, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 1, updated: 8/21/2006 published: 8/19/2006
3Ginny McLean Township » Newly-elected student-body president Juline Tucker gets to know a quartette of her mentally-unstable classmates
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 1, updated: 5/13/2006 published: 5/6/2006
5Los Angeles is Burning » What's to be said about giant robot epics that hasn't been said already?
Fiction: Sci-Fi, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 4/25/2006 published: 4/22/2006
2Hired Help (Part of MSSP) Rosella Hafferty, a naive smalltown college freshman, comes to live and work in Megalopolis with the mysterious, young millionaire Sage Harelquin after her fires his housekeeper for being a religious fanatic.
Fiction: General, T, English, words: 959, 2/27/2006
1Sunny Days (Part of the MSSP) Eleanor "Sunshine" Pavarski-a deranged runaway-returns to Megalopolis with her hopes of living out her days in paradise dashed. Now she tunrs her sites to finding love in one Ernest Marcum, no matter the cost
Fiction: General, T, English, Drama & Suspense, words: 2k+, 2/27/2006
16The Boogieman Theory » Imagine a place where no one is truely happy: this place is the city of Megalopolis, where murder, suicide, divorce, drug use and unexplained disappearances are the norm.
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Horror & Supernatural, chapters: 5, words: 20k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, updated: 1/31/2006 published: 12/19/2004
1Blood on the Floor » (title subject to change) An unexplained, mafia-esque attack on a social gathering frees a young man from his binding life in a small town with his smothering mother.
Fiction: Action, T, English, Adventure & Supernatural, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, updated: 1/6/2006 published: 1/5/2006
5The Association » I had come to terms with being a freak of nature, and I thought he had too; evidently I was wrong (shonen-ai)
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 1, updated: 7/22/2005 published: 7/10/2005
5Halfblood Spilled A girl is sent into a blind rage after the end of Harry Potter & the Halfblood Prince is ruined for her and vows to take her revenge. WARNING! HBP spoilers!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 7/19/2005
1Yellow Blithe » The Republic of Aspasia is in danger of falling into totalitarianism. Resistence movements have shot up everywhere. This is the story of one of those groups: Yellow Blithe. (minor shonen-ai)
Fiction: Action, T, English, Adventure & Supernatural, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, updated: 6/11/2005 published: 6/6/2005
2Changin' A short little prose I wrote while I was waiting for my cousin to get to my house today, about a car ride and a conversation between two friends.
Fiction: General, T, English, words: 449, 6/5/2005
3Locusts The story of a mildly disturbed your woman's irrational fear of locusts and how it cosumes her life and irritates those around her (Unfinished... I think)
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 583, 5/1/2005
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