4k+ Not for Me » by tickledblue FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 403, updated: 5/23/2017 published: 6/22/2004
2k+ Hiring a Hooligan » by Deena Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn't interested in money, he's interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 110k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 806, updated: 8/23/2013 published: 9/3/2005
Introversion by Mellow Fruitfulness There is a disturbance in the mind, occurring at the precise moment one's thoughts spark against those of another.
Poetry: Love, K, English, words: 112, favs: 1, 1/12/2008
6 Water is Rising by Lady Glass I don't expect many of you to like this, but I'll post it anyway. If you laugh, it's okay, it might be that kind of poem, even I'm not sure.
Poetry: Love, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 184, favs: 2, 1/12/2008
392 The Obsession with Jack » by faerie-gumdrops Hello. My name is Rosie. I'm a boring, dead inside emotional wreck, living in a boring village filled with lunatics. The only colourful things in my life are the boy I don't know and the soundtrack I stole. Life is good. Complete! - REMOVED
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 24, words: 2k+, favs: 214, follows: 55, updated: 12/12/2007 published: 9/7/2005
4 My Own by Louis Denair Rather concise, part humorous, part serious poem.
Poetry: Life, T, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 133, favs: 1, 11/12/2007
42The Artz of War » by Dead Decoy I'm sure every commander has his problems with being a leader, but what happens when they're given soldiers with the IQ of a waffling iron?
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 67, words: 36k+, favs: 29, follows: 7, updated: 10/28/2007 published: 5/18/2006
1 Overplayed Tune by Nubtrof Another poem from my heart about the man I am in love with, me being sick of the constant flow of words, but loving every minute of it.
Poetry: Love, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 166, favs: 3, 10/11/2007
3 Hell is Another Name for New York by R. Douglas A short poem about what a lot of my generation has turned towards. R&R
Poetry: Life, T, English, Angst, words: 142, favs: 1, 8/26/2007
2 Carriageway by VenusianFlow Note: I wrote this 3 years ago. It's a decent enough short story I think. My writing style used to be so sloppy though.
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Angst, words: 3k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 6/26/2007
16The Morbidity of Insanity » by land yacht Ski is strange. He doesn't sleep for weeks, he talks to inanimate objects, and he attempts to strangle people over coffee. Not to mention the voices he hears in his head... What's a guy to do?
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 8, follows: 8, updated: 6/26/2007 published: 6/5/2007
22Watch Them Flicker » by Will Sachiksy A collection of six words long stories.
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 500, favs: 13, follows: 3, updated: 6/8/2007 published: 1/23/2007
16 Doggerel: A Nauseatingly Plain Poem by Mr.Satire Perfect for reciting at the local cafe, repelling anyone who would dare to have a crush on you, and handing in to English teachers when you accidentally shatter the floppy disk that contains your entire twenty two page research paper.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 167, favs: 6, 11/13/2006
4House of 1,000 Zombies by S. Perry A man who likes old fashioned horror movies until he wanders into the "House of 1,000 Zombies"
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Humor, words: 822, favs: 2, 10/11/2006
86Regimental Blues » by Laiqualaurelote David never wanted to join the army. Then his regiment gets blown up, over half of his comrades have secret identities, the enemy keeps trying to disembowel him, and he's getting sick of all the plot twists. A tale of war, love, war, betrayal, and war.
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 25, words: 81k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, updated: 9/22/2006 published: 9/1/2005
1The AutoBiography of the Chinese Zombie by Chazzie Basically the life of a Munak after she's captured in Ragnarok. It's only half fan fiction, but a lot of it will be made up.
Fiction: Biography, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 11/8/2005
4I will by lyricalprose How far is a love willing to wait..
Poetry: Love, T, English, Romance, words: 222, favs: 1, 9/22/2005
7Infatuation by taciturn He made her ache.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 938, favs: 1, 9/11/2005
5The Gremlin Myth by Kendra Wolf A short one shot about the creation of gremlins
Fiction: Mythology, K+, English, Humor, words: 422, favs: 1, 8/29/2005
126How to Write a Fantasy Cliche » by RoseMcCann Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 73, follows: 3, updated: 5/18/2005 published: 2/21/2005
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