Blah blah blah. Ebbster here. I am procrastinating. I should be doing homework, but you know... whatever. I am a female freshman in highschool in the country of the United States of America in the state of Massachussetts. I have no hormones (says my friends) which is not litereal, but it means that I have never had a crush on anyone nor do I want to. and I don't care how hot a guy is. I don't think I like girls either, but I don't know. maybe I'm asexual. *shrugs* don't know, don't care. Okay. Enough serious stuff.

WEEEEEEEEE! I LIKE SUGAR! do you like sugar? want some? *snatches sugar back* well, you can't have any. nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! *sticks out tongue* hehehe! so let's see... some favorite quotes of mine? I believe that is a rather popular thing to put on the profile...

Just some stuff I found on . There are a lot of them:

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

None of us are as dumb as all of us.

Hard work always pays off after time, but laziness pays off now.

When you honestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

It's lonely at the top. But its comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

Get to work. You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

That which does not kill me postpones the ineventable.

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

While good fortune often eludes you, misfortune never misses.

It hurts to admit when you make mistakes-- but if they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are, you're one of them.

The harder you try, the dumber you look.

You'll always miss 100percent of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99 percent of the shots you do.

If you can't do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great dissapointments.

The only consistant feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.

It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.

Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.

In a battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea of where they're going.

Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

Some people live to dream of success, while others live to crush those dreams.

Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.

Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you are not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.

Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundereds of people every year who are trying to find it.

As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.

The secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.

Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

The real meaning of retirement: You've given so much of yourself to theCompany that you don't have anything left we can use.

More quotes up later. I gotta go eat dinner.