11Pain: The Cliched Bastard It's true that Pain has become a cliché; just another subdivision of bad, angsty poetry... But how does he feel about this?
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor & Angst, words: 284, favs: 2, 1/17/2006
14Embrace the Xanga I am by no means propagating or soliciting an offer to sell or buy a Xanga. Rated 'STFU' for badly attempted humor. (REVISED)
Fiction: Humor, K, English, words: 731, favs: 2, 12/29/2005
4Bob the Frog » A lovely parody of a real life High School happening; A Biology class turn drug-induced rescue mission. Please do read this, if not review. So kind, why thank you.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, updated: 12/4/2005 published: 7/26/2005
10Life Through the Eyes of a Cynical Idealist This is what happens the night before your SATs
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 195, 12/2/2005
7Las Doce A Spanish poem I translated without any knowledge of Spanish. Pointless for anyone to read, but I thought it was amusing...
Poetry: Humor, K, English, words: 238, 12/2/2005
4Sir Little Cup of Tea When the little things that make us whole suddenly don't
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 216, 9/19/2005
7One Dimensional Man The experience of seeing more than you can ever have is so disappointing; imagine One Dimensional Man's grief when he found that there was more to life than following a straight line.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Mystery & Humor, words: 429, favs: 2, 9/7/2005
8My Peach Trees Grow in Hell ah!Ihatethispoem:gritsteethpainfully: And yet I can't seem to take it down.
Poetry: Nature, K, English, words: 193, favs: 1, 9/6/2005
6The Illicit Childhood Children and their innocent sins
Poetry: Life, K, English, words: 92, favs: 1, 9/3/2005
5The Picture You Painted By The Words You Read The sad childhood memories that forshadow and broken couple's future
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 177, 9/2/2005
8The Mini An idiotic exercise - There's some sense in it, but I doubt anyone will catch it.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, words: 61, favs: 1, 7/28/2005
6Jenny Was a Friend of Mine This is based on the Killers song by the same title. One shot. REVISED
Fiction: Thriller, K, English, words: 1k+, 7/26/2005