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4 Waiting for the Shmuuk Some will go to extreme lengths to get their hands on a Shmuuk... avoid those people at all costs...
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Adventure & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 1/7/2007
7 The Meaning of Life: The Poem An attempt to characterize the essence of the modern American, providing layers of insight into not only the human mind but also the collective knowledge of the human race through careful examination of the contents of my own memory.
Poetry: Life, K, English, Spiritual & Horror, words: 5, favs: 2, 12/28/2006
6 Severing Your Own Thumb A heartwarming tale about a life in imprisonment, followed by its altogether unexpected release.
Fiction: Biography, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 10/19/2006
8 The Western Howdy y'all! ... Sorry, but how can anyone resist saying that when they've written a Western? Anyways... this is the second installment in my Wtf is this genre doing here series.
Fiction: Western, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 8/27/2006
7 The Fable This is a fable about a fable. That's so cool! It's like when you have two mirrors opposite each other, and your reflection gets smaller and smaller and smaller... except not.
Fiction: Fable, K+, English, Humor, words: 813, favs: 3, 8/20/2006
20Jimmy the Samurai » In a parallel universe where becoming a samurai is the ultimate honor, a hero will arise... and his name will be Jimmy. A story filled with Drama, Romance, Twists and Turns of Epic Proportions, and Stuff! It will make you cry in pain mingled with joy!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 3, updated: 8/3/2006 published: 2/20/2006
13Leprechaunland » Horace embarks on a magical journey to a land full of unicorns, fairies, gnomes, baby elves, flying turtles, magical prince/princesses, and, of course, leprechauns. Oh, the humanity!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 4, updated: 8/1/2006 published: 11/26/2005
15 Tips for Becoming 1337 Are you a n00b? Then follow these tips to be on your way to becoming 1337! Sequel to Tips for Becoming EXTREME.
Fiction: Essay, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 2/7/2006
9 My Subconscious Freaks Me Out » I've had some weird dreams lately and I think the world would benefit from reading them. Or maybe not. On second... er, third... thought, don't read this, even if your life depends on it.
Fiction: General, K, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 3, updated: 1/7/2006 published: 1/3/2006
12 Ice Cream Versus Jerry the Incontinent Cowboy » Lock up your babies, because it's Ice Cream and Jerry the Incontinent Cowboy duking it out yet again. Recommended for those who aren't offended by pyrotechnics, aliens, loincloths, animal cruelty, and mild pirate lingo.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 4, updated: 12/3/2005 published: 9/23/2005
7 Another Day, Another Assassination A short story about a man named Henry, whose efforts to uncover the mystery of the past few hours are cut short.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 525, favs: 1, 10/9/2005
14 Tips for Becoming EXTREME! Are you LAME? Then apply these tips to be on your way to EXTREMENESS!
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor, words: 919, favs: 7, 8/11/2005
18 The Stories of Marty » Gather 'round, kids! Marty's going to tell a story! Complete
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 542, favs: 5, 7/13/2005
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