Hello everyone.

My name is Lauren. I am in my teens, and like the rest of the people here, I am a prolific writer. I am very spiritual...a Christian. I like to rag on my hippie liberal friends. My favourite genre to document would have to be thrillers. My current novel is called "A Knock Dead Charmer" which is about a con artist turned cold blooded - yet rather dashing killer. It's quite the dark comedy. Hmmm...there's not that much more to tell! I enjoy movies...I enjoy books...most of all I enjoy writing.

I have many quotes I love...here are some of the great many:

"I do not know the American gentleman. Oh God help me for putting two such words together!" haha.

"Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you have conqueored human nature."

-Charles Dickens.

"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

"A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride."

C.S. Lewis

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife." - Douglas Adams

"Oh Louis, you have quite a flair for the predictable."

"Get down from there, you naughty bird!"

"It would take twenty or thirty or fourty men at least, because we will never be able to kill her Louis. She will always be with us. Forever and ever and ever and ever..."

"Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one us to the best of his ability!"

Please check out these very talented individuals. No - I am not sucking up. ^^

Ms. Aranka (Fiction Press Name will eventually be discovered)King -of -the-Carpet-People, LilGrimmy