2021 800 SEX ME UP REMOVED Audrey's unconventional relationship with her bully, Eli Vitelli, began the first time she dialed 1 800 SEX ME UP. What happens when Audrey hides her identity and asks the sexually practiced Vitelli to teach her all there is to know about sex?
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 160, follows: 275, updated: 1/25/2010 published: 8/12/2009
37 Eternal Boy Syndrome Pete goes on weekly visits to Dr. Hook, his shrink, to discuss his issues with growing up. A short, dark retelling of J.M. Barrie's classic, dedicated to kids who have a difficult time letting their childhood go. *One-Shot*
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 20, follows: 18, 3/1/2009
467The Raccoon Wars REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 3k+, favs: 364, follows: 369, updated: 2/3/2009 published: 8/28/2006
98Devoid and Devotion REMOVED All Tag wanted was to NOT be normal. But then she died and woke up 400 years later to a world completely devoid of love, and normal became something she needed, especially if it meant getting away from London, a man she'd never fall for.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Adventure & Suspense, words: 2k+, favs: 26, follows: 35, updated: 7/7/2007 published: 7/31/2005
28 A Word of Advice Some things need to be put into perspective...
Poetry: Haiku, K, English, words: 92, favs: 7, follows: 1, 10/22/2005
32 Mere Memories A girl and boy grow up placidly on a bridge, until their feelings are put into words and pictures. Their world is then no longer placid, but a disaster of memories, bound to dissipate and be forgotten. *One-Shot*
Fiction: General, K+, English, Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 21, follows: 4, 5/17/2005