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6 The ImPerfect Person »
Do you believe in perfect people?
Fiction: General, K, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, 4/20/2007
4 A Shopping Excursion
Here's a toast to all of us fashion impaired people.
Fiction: General, K, English, words: 437, favs: 1, 8/9/2006
2 A Coat Hanger
Never thought about what it might be like to be your coat hanger, have you?
Fiction: General, K, English, words: 550, 8/4/2006
4 Eden of Weeds
Avoid lying to yourself. It's not fun.
Poetry: General, K+, English, words: 73, 7/28/2006
4 The Toilet
A trip into the forsaken bowels of the uninhabital wasteland more commonly known as The Land Beyond the U Bend.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 229, 3/23/2006
13Dreaming in Color »
She never forgot.
Fiction: General, K, English, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 1, updated: 3/8/2006 published: 1/31/2006
5 Little Child
Little child, who thinks it is a beautiful thing to be alive
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 222, 2/15/2006
4 The Pangs of True Love
It's true love It really is, and that's why my heart is on fire and burning and it's also why my chest is tightening up and it's hard to breathe and
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 248, 2/13/2006
2 Nothing Like
The skies shift. Sort of ties in with Night He Couldn't Remember, but can stand alone.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Angst, words: 598, 10/16/2005
12 Ode to Algebra Teacher »
Oh boring teacher, making us suffer.
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 378, favs: 1, updated: 10/14/2005 published: 10/5/2005
4 Adore
She was meant to be adored, to be loved. She applies to any age, baby to adolescent to grandmother. You decide.
Fiction: Romance, K, English, Romance, words: 418, 10/4/2005
4 Special Day for the Masses
It's just a special day for the masses, a day we all mark on our mental calendars as bleah.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 331, 9/19/2005
11 Bubble Gum »
Who knew bubble gum could be so DEVIOUS!
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, updated: 9/19/2005 published: 7/17/2005
6 The Night He Couldn't Remember
It was terrifying enough when he'd been bitten, thought that there was no other thing in the entire world that would ever cause as much agony as that could… But he was wrong in that, and wrong in so many other things too... Werewolf story.
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 9/9/2005