3Society And Me » i've personified society and am now having conversations with it...who knows? i might decide to add more personified things into our luverly conversations.
Fiction: General, M, English, Humor, chapters: 9, words: 996, updated: 6/3/2009 published: 4/26/2007
1I Suck At Titles really...i have no idea xP it's what happens when your World Civ professor doesn't really know what she's talking about, so you pretty much tune her out.
Poetry: General, K+, English, Poetry, words: 46, 10/19/2008
Hi! My Name Is Don't bother with introductions; I'd forget your name by the end of the hour anyway."
Poetry: General, T, English, words: 145, 10/19/2008
2 Caged In I'm sorry you're stuck in that body.
Poetry: General, K+, English, Friendship, words: 75, favs: 1, 10/19/2008
1 Beautiful Normality something we see just about everyday can be beautiful too.
Poetry: Nature, K+, English, words: 13, 10/19/2008
2Useless Questions » about when people ask you those stupid questions like "Are you okay?" when you're bleeding from the ears and such...yeah...might add more to this later, hence the 'In-Progress' status
Poetry: General, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 196, updated: 3/15/2008 published: 2/24/2008
6 Complete Strangers 8 minute vignette i wrote for a contest thing...there couldn't be more than three characters. 'tis pretty humorous, i think. then again, i usually have a somewhat vulgar sense of humor.
Fiction: Play, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, 3/1/2008
1 Present Participles » rawr? i'm not very good at summaries... "viscous fear; pooling in your heart, clogging your arteries ... "
Poetry: Life, M, English, chapters: 2, words: 93, updated: 2/27/2008 published: 2/23/2008
How Long Has It Been? wrote this when i was 11 or 12, you know, back when rhyming was what made it a poem. so yeah, i think it's alright, but there are so many things that could be better about it. i'm just too lazy to fix it. reviews and suggestions are still welcome though!
Poetry: Love, T, English, words: 1k+, 2/26/2008
1 Eventually » as a poem, i think this is kinda sucky, but i have to say that i love the ending
Poetry: Love, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 165, updated: 2/26/2008 published: 2/20/2008
2 Satirical Cliches this is an assignment i had for one of my classes. i had to write a one act inspired by the story of Pyramus and Thisbe it had to keep the same basic plot as P.A.T., but i could change whatever else i wanted...so i did
Fiction: Play, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 2/23/2008
4 Disappearing Act You're not supposed to be here one minute and gone the next"
Poetry: Life, T, English, words: 95, 2/22/2008
3 Wishful Thinking Will you remember me? somehow loosely inspired by a House episode i just watched
Poetry: Friendship, T, English, words: 121, favs: 1, 2/22/2008
25The Unemployed Detective » lots of death... some humor (i think) and a little bit of romance. I need help with the title also, if you have any suggestions...please tell me!
Fiction: Mystery, T, English, Mystery & Humor, chapters: 19, words: 15k+, updated: 2/22/2008 published: 6/13/2005
2 Marquis De Sade ."...was a French aristocrat, french revolutionary and writer of philosophy-laden and often violent pornography...The term "sadism" is derived from his name." wikipedia
Poetry: General, T, English, words: 98, 2/22/2008
2 What To Do this looked so much more kick ass when i could mess with the fonts in Word, but eh, whatever. i think it still looks pretty neat. you decide
Poetry: Life, T, English, words: 95, 2/21/2008
Denouement err...it's a pantoum...about love, or lack thereof...umm...enjoy? ;
Poetry: Love, T, English, words: 150, 2/21/2008
2 Ode de High School Hallways random crap is fun to hear in hallways full of teenagers.
Poetry: School, M, English, Humor, words: 261, favs: 1, 2/20/2008
23Random musings from an orange kangaroo » see title
Fiction: General, T, English, chapters: 15, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 12/7/2007 published: 2/1/2006