Ryette PM
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Put It in Drive
Every Friday, Riley gets home from work and parks his car around the block because the guests at Jasper's parties always block Riley's driveway. So when Riley parks in his own driveway on a Friday, he gets pretty suspicious. Birthday present for Emily.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 135, follows: 15, 3/4/2011
337Confessions of a Maraschino Addict »
Slash. Mars is out of this world, and he's all mine. Now, the challenge is making sure that he stays mine. But how can I do that if our relationship is built on a stupid bet? And how did I get mixed up in this ever-changing love polygon?Fiction: Romance, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 16, words: 67k+, favs: 178, follows: 197, updated: 3/2/2011 published: 4/23/2010
86Deadliest Catch »
Slash. My way with guns got me out of an FBI cubicle and landed me a job as an assassin. Killing people is what pays for my apartment, which I doubt my boyfriend would stay in if he knew what I did for a living. Some things are best kept secret, right?Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 19k+, favs: 75, follows: 96, updated: 2/6/2011 published: 9/4/2010
24 Off the Deep End
Titanic!slash for Emily. Getting bumped into every time you try to take a walk along the ship's deck in the morning can be annoying, unless the boy bumping into you is cute. He might even be the only thing you care about saving when the ship goes down.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 52, follows: 4, 8/31/2010
127Duet »
Never look at the trombone players. It only encourages them. x Sequel-ish thing to The Band Geek's Dictionary. Slash-y fun ensues; sometimes band-related and sometimes not, but always fun. :DFiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 8k+, favs: 93, follows: 105, updated: 8/24/2010 published: 7/15/2009
1k+ Just Because »
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can't get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 35, words: 154k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 689, updated: 7/15/2010 published: 7/15/2009
212I'm Not a Soup Can »
It's so cheesy that you'll spend your precious time eating it right up. My brother's best friend is gorgeous, my best friend hates me, my brother wants to send any guys who talk to me to the guillotine. Being rewritten.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 77, follows: 137, updated: 5/30/2010 published: 7/10/2008
36 Catch a Tiger by the Toe
SLASH. What do you do when your uncle dies and he leaves you his pet tiger? Use it to pick up guys, of course. Though maybe not the animal rights activists rioting outside your house. Unless they're really cute.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 96, follows: 16, 4/7/2010
124Beneficial »
Slash. Jack and Sammy like to release their hormones on each other, but Jack feels something more than platonic with his best friend. So when Sammy's girlfriend cheats on him, Jack wants to step in- only Sammy rebounds a little faster than Jack had hoped.Fiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 91, follows: 127, updated: 8/17/2009 published: 7/27/2009
51 Identical
Slash. Oneshot. Holden and Tanner are complete opposites, and they both want the same guy- their mutual and straight best friend Tommy. And Tommy's got his own plan involving the two temperamental boys...Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 151, follows: 13, 7/23/2009
610 The Band Geek's Dictionary »
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 27, words: 91k+, favs: 484, follows: 154, updated: 7/15/2009 published: 10/16/2008
49 Fresh Powder
I'd never liked ski lifts, and they never seemed to like me. This one was no exception...until I fell off of it and he saved me from getting pummeled by the skiers behind me. Slash. Oneshot.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 88, follows: 12, 11/16/2008