hey, i love writing, im always up at twelve o clock at night with three candles buring as i think of more things id like to say through my creations, i hope im not too bad, thanks xxx

Favourite quotes:

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes

F*k Barbie, Ken did

A bit about me:

I'm not reli anything in the way of stereotypes , because i think labels belong on cans and i love writing, it's my passion, even if im not any good! i don't like writing teen novels, because to be honest they bore me and i can predict everything that will happen, i like writing fantasy and period. Ilove history there's something about the fact that it doesn't change and that people's opinoins will change bt what happened won't. I like to write about people who, unlike in most stories, aren't perfect, in fact, most my characters are extremely flawed! i think that people can't be perfect and everyone, even the seemingly perfect, have flaws.

Please review cos otherwise im never going to get better! thanx sooo much!!!