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My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 700, follows: 49, 2/21/2010
1k+ The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 221, 8/9/2008
569Whatever It Takes » by cynically amused
Max thought going to extreme measures would get Ellie's attention, it did, but it wasn't the way he expected. Never, in her entire life, had a guy who asked her out while standing in his boxers during a pep rally! [CHAPTER 16]Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 17, words: 44k+, favs: 197, follows: 100, updated: 4/19/2008 published: 4/12/2006
14Give Us a Chance by cynically amused
Headlines: Today's special: One boxer-clad Max Dalton and a blushing Ellie Pearson. On a side note, did anyone notice the jealousy coming from our favorite cheerleader? Rewrite of Whatever It Takes.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 21, follows: 32, 4/15/2008
92 Empty Stairwells by Mad for Figs
[ONE SHOT] Everyday after fourth block, I'd walk through the same empty stairwell. Of course, it wasn't exactly empty considering how the most beautiful guy in school passed me everyday. Too bad he had no intentions of ever talking to me. [extreme fluff!]Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 506, follows: 33, 12/15/2007
214 Shoelaces Undone by jennycraig10
She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 721, follows: 46, 8/14/2007
208 Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 664, follows: 48, 2/25/2007
Private Property by melpomene says
Maybe Valentine's Day wasn't about being loved, but about loving somebody else with no strings ing able to love somebody, anybody but one's self. Not caring about the possibility of what could or could not happen. It was all about love.Oneshot.Fiction: General, K, English, Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 2/12/2007
69 Sweet Nothings by cynically amused
She was in love with him, he always loved her. The only problem was that they couldn't be together.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 105, follows: 11, 11/3/2006
106 Third Time’s a Charm by cynically amused
The first step towards change is admitting there is problem. Well then I guess I should get that out of the way, I have a problem. I'm a random dialer, but I won't get into that yet. The second step is to avoid temptation—not so easy… [oneshot]Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 183, follows: 20, 9/2/2006
74Tempt Me Not » by cynically amused
She wasn't the girl who fell for her best friend, she wasn't the bookworm who won the high school 'God,' she also wasn't a perfect angel who attracted the rebel, no she was the idiot who caught the attention of her fiance's older brother. [ New Chapter 2]Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 31, follows: 29, updated: 8/17/2006 published: 5/6/2006
24 Heads or Tails, Risks or Regrets by cynically amused
Love was cruel, love was beautiful. Love was pure, love was selfish. Love was spontaneous, love was gradual. Love was a mystery, a twosided coin that begged to be flipped. Was love worth the risk or would it become a regret? [ONESHOT]Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 21, follows: 1, 8/12/2006
49 Made For You by cynically amused
My friend begged me to take the quiz about crushes, it was "perfect for me," what I think she meant was it was made for me. Seriously, how many quizzes know a person's true feelings? [ONESHOT]Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 134, follows: 12, 6/7/2006
200 If You Kill Me Slowly » by Bleeding Air
STORY REMOVED. Jesse and May, messed up lovers, decide to test out a reincarnation theory. Too bad Cameron Hill, Jesse's reincarinated self, gets the sore side of things.Fiction: Romance, M, English, Supernatural & Drama, chapters: 12, words: 3k+, favs: 53, follows: 3, updated: 11/6/2005 published: 3/13/2005
332 Sly Dog by Lainiee
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]Fiction: Romance, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 79, 8/15/2005
363 His Phenomenal Eyes by Bleeding Air
STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 371, favs: 355, follows: 29, updated: 9/4/2004 published: 5/22/2004
23How To Burn A House Down by Vicious Nixon Lunchlady
1. Fall in love with someone you've never met without knowing it 2. Write letters with no intention of sending 3. Drop a cigaretteFiction: General, K, English, words: 4k+, favs: 19, 7/10/2001