This page used to contain a rather boring description of me. Now it has a few random quotes - a definite improvement, I think you'll agree.

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
- J.D. Salinger

I've often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it's been doing to my poetry when I'm not looking, but I never even considered that my fan was thinking about me.
- George Murray

No, you're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like; it's what's inside you that he can't stand.
- Gobber from How to Train Your Dragon