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42The Preacher's Son »
Spin-off of Rocked. Life for Deacon is one long hard party, he drinks like his liver is invincible, and sleeps around like STDs don't exist. What did you expect from the preacher's boy? An Angel? Yeah Right. Warning: swearing, violence, sexual references.Fiction: General, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 13k+, favs: 27, follows: 48, updated: 1/6/2013 published: 12/10/2008
665State Of Irony »
A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.Fiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 32, words: 158k+, favs: 307, follows: 357, updated: 12/30/2012 published: 6/10/2007
25Approaching Common Ground »
It wasn't that Kaysee 'Kay' Grey was known to be ridiculously nice, it was just that Christopher 'Bookie' Wiles wasn't. It made people wonder how they could be friends, wasn't there supposed to be some sort of common ground? Sequel to ACC.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Drama, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 13, follows: 27, updated: 7/8/2012 published: 2/25/2009
15None of the Above »
They'd had a running bet amongst themselves to see who could 'bag' the new girl first. But she fell for the guy that seemed to have the least interest in the bet, or her. Go figure. Prequel to Rocked.Fiction: Romance, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 15, follows: 15, updated: 6/18/2012 published: 4/10/2012
30
Semiprecious
Kara and Jay One-Shot. "I'm made of onyx. And you're pure diamond." Rocked Like Me alum.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 51, follows: 8, 9/26/2010
472A Classic Case »
A Classic case is falling for your best friend's troubled twin. It's falling for the one guy you never thought you'd like. It's one big old teenage mess. Classic cases are commonly referred to as Cliches. This story is an epic mess. Read at own risk.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 32, words: 166k+, favs: 273, follows: 331, updated: 6/29/2010 published: 12/11/2006
23The Sea of Satire »
Now a 'series' of serious, serious topics that must be addressed. Because you need to address the serious things in life, like the Recession, Swine Flu, Plagiarism and what to wear this coming Friday night. Chapter 3: Avoidastudyitis.Fiction: Essay, T, English, Parody, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 9, follows: 4, updated: 4/7/2010 published: 6/4/2009
6 Killing Pterodactyls
Jessica's singing gets louder and louder until everyone around her drops dead. And she's the hero. Go figure.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 10/25/2009
21Unlikely Villains, Hopeless Heroes »
A vampire who hates blood and a vegetarian werewolf. Our last hopes for survival. We're doomed. Unless Declan can find the seductive vampire within himself and seduce Death's Mistress. Nah, we're doomed. Perhaps the most random thing you'll ever read.Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 9, follows: 14, updated: 4/12/2009 published: 12/15/2008
1k+ Rocked Like Me »
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 31, words: 166k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 518, updated: 12/6/2008 published: 3/25/2007
13 Why One Should Never Stare
She didn't know his name, but he had the most beautiful eyes she'd ever seen in her life. They were a dark blue hue tinged in a darker green. They were lovely. Mini-OneShot err I hear they call them drabbles lol.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Tragedy & Parody, words: 348, favs: 7, follows: 2, 11/3/2008
27 Being Tricked
One-Shot. It was raining, I was wet and it was dark. I was going to kill him, but he mistook some stranger for me... and it was hilarious. Until he told her he liked her...me, a lot, wait run that by her...me again?Fiction: Romance, K+, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 65, follows: 5, 6/20/2008
8 Personal Response: Demon Children
Children are cunning little creatures who know exactly how to get what they want, and because we are in awe of their supposedly 'innocent charm', we are unaware of their duplicity. Beware of the Satire.Fiction: Essay, K+, English, Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 4/23/2008
53 Horror Movies
She hated watching horror movies. It made her clingy and completely un.ke, kind of. So maybe she was a wuss all the time, but no one knew this more so than he. OneShotFiction: Romance, K+, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 74, follows: 9, 1/26/2008
34 Dancing with a Queen
Boy meets girl [he already knows] and asks her out. Girl tells boy that she isn't gay. It's not her fault he was dressed in drag. Ridiculous. [OneShot, at least for now]Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 63, follows: 5, 11/3/2007
35 Two Months
One Shot. [Who ever said absence makes the heart grow fonder, was wrong. Absence made you damn well obsessive.] He wanted her, she refused. He left, she wept [sorta]. He came back... she, slaps him? You know what they say... no, what? I hate you. Now, R&RFiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 106, follows: 6, 10/30/2007