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The Tale of 'GutterButt King of Toilettania'
My personal relationship with him, his rise to power, his fall from the porcelain throne.
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 248, 1/14/2013
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The Quietly Loud Return Of Interest In Creation
This is the tale of how my annoying, inappropriate, and chaotic inner monologue returned to me.Fiction: Biography, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 440, 1/14/2013
At LEAST 10 percent crazy
This is an utterly strange rant I typed up one day. Beware, I think I swear in it.
Fiction: Biography, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 1/4/2009
2 Detroit International Airport
This is my inner monologue, this is my version of a diary. Arent diary's supposed to be private, oh well, screw it, if you write something down its meant to be read.Fiction: Biography, T, English, Humor & Angst, words: 1k+, 11/10/2008
4Basement Man
Why Would You Go To The Basement? That's where we keep Fred.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 322, 6/3/2006
1The DUB Stalker
Completely whacko little skit I wrote after seeing yet another Dial Up Bashing, DSL pushing commercial.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, words: 378, 6/2/2006
6Ambien CR: Sleeping problems solved!
Pretty sick, short and utterly Insane. Came to me after seeing one of those sleep aid commercials. Kinda makes me ask myself 'how screwed up are you'.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Humor, words: 235, favs: 3, 12/30/2005
10Of Wallets and Toasters
Short. Pointless. But I think its hillarious, even though I don't know why.Fiction: Humor, K, English, words: 156, 10/13/2005
3The White Door’ For lack of a better title
Then, before you know it the grim reaper up an tosses you like a dog turd into the neihboring yard known as the afterlife.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Humor, words: 664, 10/12/2005
6Affair D’Amour…
Sometimes you fall in love with a slut, it happens...Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 647, 10/12/2005
3How not to trust the untrustworthy
The title says it all. (actually slightly proud of this, for odd reasons.)Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 203, favs: 1, 10/11/2005
3Life After Death?
The response to Aloha's question from 'News at whatever time it is snow...'Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 93, 10/11/2005
2News at whatever time it is now…
Miss Epim's death makes the news!Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 361, 10/10/2005
3Miss Epim's Untimely Death
Poor Miss Epim...Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 222, 10/10/2005