Qzie
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Dear God, It's Rhemy
An eight-year-old genius freaks out at the Almighty when her dad's time machine disappears.Fiction: Spiritual, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 458, 8/4/2010
2 NaNoflies
You would not believe your eyes/ If every Wrimo worldwide/ Pulled out their pens instead of sleep/ Cuz they're writing 50K/ 2000 words a day/ You'd think it rude/ But some would say they're insanePoetry: Song, K, English, Parody, words: 421, 7/16/2010
2 Two Steps Back
I'll take one step forward/ And two steps back/ Cuz the thought of being with you/ Gives me a heart attackPoetry: Song, K, English, Romance & Humor, words: 274, favs: 2, 6/17/2010
3 Orange Twilight
In which I proclaim my undying love for Crush orange soda by parodying Owl City.Poetry: Song, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 270, favs: 1, 6/6/2010
2 Thank God I Know You
And I won't say a lot / And you probably forgot / That I'm even here, lend me your ear / Someday I'll say I love you / And be nothing but sincere / For now I'll thank God that I know youPoetry: Love, K, English, Poetry & Romance, words: 278, favs: 1, 6/2/2010
3 Pink Ranger
"I think it's safe to say that the Pink Ranger inspired feelings in us that we, at the time, did not quite understand." Drabble-ish.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 319, favs: 1, 5/12/2010
1 My Mother's Thumb of Death
My mom does not find it amusing how I make fun of her lack of luck when it comes to gardening.Poetry: Song, K, English, Family & Humor, words: 206, 4/25/2010
1 Real Time
Ever notice how time moves just a little slower when you're anxious?Fiction: General, K+, English, Supernatural & Family, words: 779, 4/16/2010
2 Opinions on Death
A look at George Herbert's poems "A Dialogue-Anthem" and "Death" in order to evaluate whether or not Herbert had different stances on kicking it. A poem is summarized in a humorous way.Fiction: Essay, K, English, Spiritual & Humor, words: 1k+, 4/11/2010
7 The Reason iPods Suck
A CD player is replaced by an iPod. It does not like it.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 3/14/2010
5Peace, Love, Untied Sneakers »
Tessa was trying to write a love song. Marty was on the run from Canadians, those crazy hockey-loving Mobsters.Fiction: Play, K+, English, Humor & Suspense, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 4, updated: 3/3/2010 published: 11/9/2009
1 Puzzle
First they lopped off their feet. Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. -Alternative Prologue to The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom-Fiction: Sci-Fi, T, English, Fantasy & Horror, words: 378, 1/29/2010
1Evergreen
One of these storms was going to be the end of the little tree. But she was rooting for it.Fiction: General, K+, English, Friendship & Drama, words: 859, 1/20/2010
18Event Horizon »
Once upon a time, there was a writer, there was an artist, there was a light, and everything as we know it was in flux.Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Romance & Sci-Fi, chapters: 9, words: 25k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 12/31/2009 published: 11/1/2009
559 Fine Line »
"I hate you, Holmes... I HATE YOU!" "Yeah... I know... I know... but there's a fine line between hate... and love." -Edits coming in very, very, very slowly-Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 61, words: 207k+, favs: 193, follows: 78, updated: 12/25/2009 published: 1/19/2007
1 Central Heating
Hey, I can feel my heart beating/ You're better than central heating/ And baby.../ That means you're a pretty big deal!Poetry: Song, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 370, 12/23/2009
3 Qzie's Inspiration Journal »
We were supposed to write down things that inspire us. I did not... but I did create a black hole. :DFiction: Biography, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, updated: 12/16/2009 published: 5/5/2008
2 A Little Light
An old man looks for a little light in his life.Fiction: Play, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 799, favs: 1, 10/20/2009
11English Paper: How We Survived Public Education »
There are three rules to surviving the public school system. One: Don't fall for your best friend. Two: Know how to effectively use blackmail. Three: Never trust your math teacher. -Book One of Four-Fiction: Young Adult, K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 29k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 10/17/2009 published: 6/9/2008
5 Hey There Jemima
Here's to Aunt Jemima and her syrupy ways. -A parody of Hey There Delilah-Poetry: Song, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 269, favs: 3, 8/11/2009