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9 The Calendar The first thing I've written in a very long time. Starring a young executive, an old peon worker, and a paperclip.

Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 832, 5/12/2005

10 How can I possibly go on? A short little thing I wrote awhile back and apparently forgot about. Good for a chuckle or two.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 319, 1/5/2005

22 Room 13B » This guy just can't catch a break. Last chap is up, take a look. Odds are, it's not gonna bite.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 1, updated: 10/8/2004 published: 7/3/2004

8 Reginald of the Forest Come with me and lead a free life, running naked in the woods!

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 424, favs: 2, 7/22/2004

9 Another Average Day I am such a liberal. An average short story about an average man leading an oh so average life.

Fiction: General, K, English, words: 603, favs: 1, 6/25/2004

9 Slight Inconvenience Frank and Louise are having a nice quiet evening at home when their house is commandeered by Nazis. A good time is had by all.

Fiction: Play, K+, English, Humor, words: 658, favs: 1, 6/15/2004

28 Flight Delay » None of your business.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 3, updated: 6/1/2004 published: 1/17/2004

6 The Train Kinda reminds me of the sort of thing Twilight Zone does... please don't ask me for another chapter or a sequal. It's not going to happen.

Fiction: General, K+, English, Supernatural & Humor, words: 1k+, 5/11/2004

42 Ummmm POP TARTS! » Not a story at all, but an incredible simulation, and an incredible waste of any reader's time. BUT YOU WILL READ IT ANYWAY! Or else.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 2, updated: 5/8/2004 published: 8/10/2003

11 Crappy Teen Movie Averted What you wish would happen in the beginning of a lot of movies, as a matter of mercy to audiences everywhere.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 385, 3/27/2004

12 The Worldwide Sneeze Once again, I have absolutely no clue what this is. It's short, so just read it.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, words: 246, 3/21/2004

4 Grand Theft Really more of a short funny sketch than a story, but hey I'd say it's worth a read. It's short, so you can just go ahead and read it now. Okay, not joking this time, start reading. NOW

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 657, 2/29/2004

6 ET the Copyright Violation A very short story about a cliched alien in a cliched army base in a cliched town with a cliched main character. But I kinda like it anyway.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 826, favs: 1, 2/26/2004

12 Shock of Blue Hair Guy meets girl, guy loses girl, world is conquered by radioactive wombats... none of those three events takes place in this story. Sorry to dissapoint you.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 910, 1/14/2004

12 It's Earth, should I hang up? Ever spend a lot of time thinking about our place in the universe? Well this is what happened when I did that... pray that I never do it again.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 441, favs: 1, 1/5/2004

6 The Mummy 2 Electric Boogaloo Just a stupid little pointless story. Good for a laugh I guess.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 635, 1/5/2004

10 What Wyoming? We lost some states. Now we gotta cover it up. Any suggestions?

Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 400, favs: 2, 12/31/2003

115 Proof that I'm completely insane » As if you needed it.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 13, words: 3k+, favs: 7, updated: 12/30/2003 published: 3/13/2003

6 Dark Spot in the Street A humorous story of two vampires looking for prey. Author's note- believe it or not, Kjetil IS a real name.

Fiction: Supernatural, K+, English, Humor, words: 585, 12/27/2003

14 Death Spares Not the Ice Cream Man » Discover the secrets of life, death, and a whole bunch of random crap you never wanted to know about! If you don't read this and review it, I'll have to hunt you down and dig out your eyeballs with an ice cream scoop. And trust me, you don't want that.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 5, words: 11k+, favs: 5, updated: 12/17/2003 published: 11/24/2003

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