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12Snow White: The Complex Life »
So Eira Blanche didn't get her fairytale ending, her story is far from over. Dawn Haven also missed her happily ever after, but what does a reality television show have to do with anything? Please enjoy the companion novella to Princess of PrissFiction: Humor, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 18, words: 21k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 12/31/2008 published: 12/17/2006
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How Do You Break a Pencil in Three? »
Back by popular demand! This is a love/hate relationship without any love. To him, I'm a bitch. To me, he's a momma's boy. Oh, it's on...Fiction: Humor, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 12/14/2008 published: 5/4/2008
23Psychotic, Blonde and Somewhat Hyperactive »
She's tall, blonde and will talk until her face turns blue, if you'll sit and listen. If only she could overcome her entirely irrational fear of guys and go on a date before she goes to college in the fall, she would totally live happily ever after, rightFiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 5k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 5/26/2008 published: 3/6/2007
20Demon Lover »
Elutha grew up quietly in Missouri, dreaming of a life of adventure and romance. When an accident occurs, she is buried alive in a strange world. Escaping isn't much of an obstacle but a village watchman is more than a barrier.Fiction: Horror, T, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 22, words: 20k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, updated: 5/1/2008 published: 11/8/2006
1 A Senior Year to Forget
Animal abuse doesn't just hurt animals. Just remember: sheep have the right to say "NO!"Fiction: Biography, T, English, Humor, words: 285, 4/30/2008
3Nobody Understands Me but My WereCat »
A joint writing with Marie de Corbeaunoir. What happens when Alfonso discovers that he is the proud owner of a cat egg? And what is with this screwed up prophecy foretelling the end of humankind, dwarvenkind, and brothels?Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, follows: 1, updated: 4/19/2008 published: 4/22/2007
3 Tragedy A La Carte
In this economy, it's important to keep things in perspective. Comedies and dramas can be cooked up short order. Just let a beautiful girl, a jealous boy and a sage gentleman set a while in Ye Olde Southern Diner and let them take the theatrical cake.Fiction: Play, T, English, Humor, words: 890, favs: 1, 7/4/2007
2 A Heart that Does Not Beat »
A little more than a month until my father's anniversery remains. It helped me find my center, I hope it can do the same for you.Poetry: Life, T, English, Drama & Spiritual, chapters: 3, words: 479, 7/2/2007
38Court's Jewel »
What does the purge of a family of Renaissance designers have to do with an orphaned novice and a boy born into a class of her betters? When the novice is kidnapped, no one is certain of her return to the priory.Fiction: Mystery, T, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 42, words: 42k+, favs: 5, updated: 6/19/2007 published: 3/5/2006
6 Today
Most girls become more graceful as they age...most girls. Well, whoever said Kohlomere was like most girls?Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 29, 2/21/2007
2 Robitussin Bus
Marris is just a high school girl who happens to be just a little paranoid about all things male. Particularly all things Cory. All this said, what will she do when Cory offers an amorous invitation?Fiction: Humor, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, 2/16/2007
2 Step Momma
Silent, sadistic or just the bane of Cinderella's existance, the stepmother of the said princess finally opens up to the press. As it turns out, the stories didn't do her justice...Fiction: Humor, T, English, Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 1/8/2007
6 Cannibal Christmas
Stress is part of the holiday package. No matter what you celebrate or how, it's the family that counts. Anyone up for eggnog and some lady's fingers?Fiction: Play, T, English, Humor, words: 724, follows: 1, 12/24/2006
2 Etienne the Ever Miraculous
When a man can scale the rungs of the social ladder with as much ease as he could fly, he's living in the thirteenth century. Where a teenager can overcome these odds is the French monastary of Saint Benoit.Fiction: Historical, T, English, Spiritual, words: 847, 12/19/2006
47 Happily Ever After Divorce: Retail Royalty »
When happily ever after doesn't work out for this fairytale femme, she resorts to retail therapy providing it to others. The princess parts with the prince, but can she find peace in the popular department store?Fiction: Humor, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 55, words: 43k+, favs: 8, follows: 2, updated: 12/15/2006 published: 12/22/2005
1 Dontcha »
When all the world is a stage and the men and women merely players, don't you hate it when they try to direct?Fiction: Play, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, 12/9/2006
1 On Barney
Lassie, Rin Tin Tin and Benji have acted, but none have directed. This is where the First Scotty makes his mark.Fiction: Essay, T, English, Humor, words: 404, 12/9/2006
2 Charm and Communism »
In Romania, during the regime of Nicolae Ceausescu, Ruxandra began a new life in the Carpathian Mountains. When a persistant beau sends her over the edge, will she be able to overcome all obstacles with her new love?Fiction: Historical, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, 11/5/2006
5 The Catastrophic Consequences of Cinderella
Cinderella, dressed in white, brought about a social plight. What will be done to set things right?Fiction: Essay, K+, English, words: 990, favs: 1, 8/7/2006
5 The Dot
Cowritten by Pouffy! Dots mean so much to the world, we see at least three dozen everyday, see how Pouffy feels about The Dot.Fiction: Humor, K, English, words: 209, 7/14/2006
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