I appreciate reviews and constructive criticism, but NO FLAMES. Flames are bad. Your mother would be ashamed of you if she learned that you had flamed someone.

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This thingamajig is awesome, check it out.

I have a very short attention span when it comes to writing, so most of my stories will only be one chapter long, but they will be complete

Read "Queen of Glass" by S.J.Maas. It is one of the best stories here at FictionPress

Published authors whom everyone should read:

Terry Pratchett

Piers Anthony

Garth Nix (Abhorsen Trilogy, The Ragwitch, Shade's Children)

Edgar Allen Poe

Shakespeare (his comedies are the best)

Robert Jordon (The Wheel of Time series)

David Eddings (The Belgariad, The Malorean, The Dreamers series)

Agatha Christie

red hawk (Wreckage With a Beating Heart)

Quotes of the moment

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. – Oscar Wilde

If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind. – Don Marquis

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -- Herm Albright

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

It is time to go forward, Carmelo. There are moments when the courage of men and women must become the feeling Jesus had knowing he was going to die for the people. – Laura Lopez