Well I'm an 19-year-old Scottish girl who lives in Glasgow, and when I'm not out with my friends or at university I tend to waste time on the internet. I inhale words and language and exhale objectionable stories which often involve high amounts of melodrama, depression and homosexuality.

I also like reading, anime, singing, playing the piano, aikido and my boyfriend. And pretending to be smart is my number one hobby, closely followed by freaking people out.

Don't blame me for anything offensive here: my mind is uncontrollably freaky. If you don't believe me I'll write down one of my dreams sometime and you'll understand.