Formerly known as Lithely.
Why did Slander By Osmosis change names?
I was bored of the old one.
Lithely was getting one my nerves because it was so...just...not right. Slander By Osmosis doesn't really make that much sense (does anything ever?) but it's much catchier and it's not just an adverb all by its lonesome...
What does a person like Slander By Osmosis like and not like?
Too many things to enumerate.
I'll keep it simple and say music, writing, and reading.
Where did Slander By Osmosis's stories go?
They disappeared (spooky...).
I've been working on several different stories for some time now and I decided to take down what I have on here because I'm not going to get to working on them for a long time coming, I'm thinking. I might post up a few things later (as in much later), but who knows?
What is Slander By Osmosis like?
A multifaceted diamond.
That was lame, yes, but I couldn't thing of a better short description (I say diamond only because I couldn't think of something better. I could have said "a multi-faceted geometric shape" but that's just lamer...). There really isn't a "set" personality to describe me. My personality differs day to day and depends on what I've eaten and how much caffeine I've ingested. But, generally, I am sarcastic, caustic, and sardonic (I am well aware that those three words mean virtually the same thing...don't you love how many synonyms there are for just one word?).
Does Slander By Osmosis have an inspiration?
Depends on what kind of inspiration. There are a few people that inspire me to strangle them (which I have refrained from doing...so far), but there are also the people who inspire me to do good things like write, sing, love, and all that good, fuzzy-feeling stuff.
Does Slander By Osmosis have any pet peeves?
Yup, too many to list here, in fact. But one of my biggest is chat speak. I don't need to explain why, except to say that I love the English language; please don't butcher it.
Is Slander By Osmosis still giving reviews?
I'm just behind schedule (severely).
Why does Slander By Osmosis insist on using the third person in these questions?
Just being irksome.
Referring to oneself in the third person gives a certain self-satisfaction sometimes. It's crazy, but true.
Something to ponder/one of the most beautiful poems ever written:
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
- William Ernest Henley