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LethargicLove PM
Biography
Joined May '06

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Essays that I enjoyed reading:

Constructive criticism
Diary of a Mad Black Man
My Long Awaited Mary Sue Essay
Please Let Me Keep My Sanity
Please Read and Review
Ying and Yang

Love is temporary insanity cured by marriage
~Ambrose Bierce

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
~Mel Brooks.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
~Emo Philips.

Wit is educated insolence

No one ever won a war by dying for his country. You win a war by making the other poor bastard die for his country!
~Patton

"One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kinds of ways."
- Bertrand Russell, English mathematician-philosopher (1872-1970).

It requires more courage to suffer than to die."
-- Napolean Bonaparte


Fantastic One-Shots (removed from Favorite Stories List)

3.6 Seconds
A Flowerless Rose
A Single Word
Coffee
Counting the Days
Destiny
Dimples And Freckles
Dreamer's Eyes

Duel
Finger Paints
Good Girls Don't Play With Fire
Hanging

Hearts And Hair Ties
His Phenomenal Eyes
Hope
Kohl
Latte At First Sight
Leo
Oz
Right Round
Statistical Improbabilities

Stuck In the Middle With You
Sweet Nothings

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