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17Missing Linc When I wished for my characters to speak to me, I meant figuratively. I didn't mean appear out of my computer to bribe me, molest me and question every normalcy of the 20th and 21st Century. Now with my deadline looming and a story unfinished I may have to play by Lincoln Wright's rules. If only I hadn't made him irresistible...this gives a new meaning to character development.
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 155, favs: 19, follows: 42, updated: 6/16/2023 published: 1/21/2011
27Black Sheep Indy is still trying to figure it all out. It's one thing to keep secret that, 18 months ago, she lost her v-card to the boy next door on the roof of her house. It's another to try to ignore the twin's scheming to hook up with said neighbour over the Christmas holidays. Oh yeah, Dax 'Boy Next Door' Sanford apparently has the ability to randomly turn up in her bedroom as well. Great
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 155, favs: 35, follows: 68, updated: 6/16/2023 published: 3/14/2014
33Always Wear Clean Underwear 2: Panties in a Twist It sound fun - owning a patisserie by day and crime-fighting with my gorgeous boyfriend at night. But add an unwelcome roommate, burgundy bridesmaid dresses, murder suspects and the other "M" word to the mix. Well, If you can't stand the heat...
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 155, favs: 34, follows: 66, updated: 6/16/2023 published: 11/9/2010
3Rory Hall It's been eleven years since Rory Hall created a scene at her school's job fair, catching the eye of a top-secret government organisation, and ten since she turned her back on her backwater town for a life of adventure and intrigue. After saving the world (again), she's sent home in time for her school reunion, but when you're a super-spy sometimes your work comes home with you.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 155, favs: 4, follows: 12, 4/11/2017
245 How to Keep a New Year's Resolution » After losing her boyfriend, bestfriend and a great pair of Jimmy Choos in one disasterous NYE, Hannah decides to do all the resolutions she has ever failed in one year...all eight of them. But sinful friends and a kinda cute boss never makes things easy.
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 25, words: 1k+, favs: 212, follows: 317, updated: 4/10/2017 published: 10/23/2009
10 Peer Interaction for the Socially Deprived Topher disposed of the disgusting khaki and pink Hawaiian shirt on the nearest sun lounger and I soaked him up like the rum in my blood system. "Hey! Christopher." Lindy yelled across the pool. "If you're going to go around armed with abs like that then you gotta wear better clothes and get some fucking contact lenses, you dick." "Have you had your pills today?" I muttered. ADOR SC
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 155, favs: 31, follows: 5, 12/13/2014
10 Stepping Stone The 'Stepping Stone' festival is the most popular community event in my hometown. Everyone- and I mean everyone- in town loves the festival. I have a more conflicted view because it was at the Annual Fairview Stepping Stone festival where I met the boy of my nightmares and the man of my dreams. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 155, favs: 32, follows: 3, 3/2/2014
8The Life and Death and Life of Bebe Burrows » When my hair extensions caused me to be wrenched down to the bottom of a hot tub and die, the last thing I expected was to be recruited as a Soul Snatcher; a talented individual who sends wayward spirits to their fate and can predict a persons death right before it happens. The only rule? Do not interfere. But then HE just walked right out in front of that car…what an a**hole.
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Supernatural & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 220, favs: 5, follows: 16, updated: 1/21/2014 published: 7/9/2011
12 Overdue Fee(ling)s Julia Roberts was laughing at me, Renee Zellweger was squinting at me, Sandra Bullock was smiling for no damn reason and all the while I'm trying to wrestle a zombie apocalypse movie out of my second best guy friend's hand and convince him that romance movies are not a waste of time. Just a normal Saturday night at the video store, really...
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 155, favs: 46, follows: 3, 12/27/2012
7 Pit Stops in the River City I know he just called me a slutty looking idiot, paid out my taste in music and refuse's to mention 'The Complication', but it seemed that every menial thing he did had a way of making me want to show him how easy it was to take off my lederhosen. ADOR Star-crossed Prompt 1 Response.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 155, favs: 32, follows: 4, 9/13/2012
8 Fool me Once, Fool me Twice Hello, my darling friend, you're probably having wild monkey sex with your husband to be. But I just want to let you know that his prick of a best man stood me up...again. Oh by the way, he's now standing outside my house three hours late with my handprint on the side of his face and if he keeps yelling out there I'm going to kick him in the balls...Call me, Love you.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 155, favs: 56, follows: 6, 6/13/2012
31 All the things I'd Rather do "I find you neither intellectually or physically appealing, the very idea of engaging in sexual activity with you makes me want to throw up. I'd rather have my tongue stapled to the ceiling then be anywhere near your naked or clothed body."
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 155, favs: 145, follows: 17, 5/7/2012
294Always Wear Clean Underwear » Being a Pattiserie owner by day and a P.I at night might sound glamorous. But throw in a undie obsession, a missing heiress, an evil cousin and a co-worker who I might have more then a professional interest in, and it's anything but a piece of cake...
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 21, words: 2k+, favs: 220, follows: 129, updated: 7/5/2011 published: 2/8/2008
3 Never .'one-shot'. If there came a time when you had to choose between hurting the person you love now or hurting them later, what would you choose? And, would they accept it? Never.
Fiction: Romance, K, English, Romance & Drama, words: 560, favs: 3, 10/7/2008
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