12 The Feast » Well, everyone, I do believe that this is my masterpiece! While not a humorous satire, it is a satire in every sense of the word. Chapter 1 will be the poem, and Chapter 2 will reveal all of the hidden content that I embedded! See what you can find!
Poetry: Life, K, English, Poetry & Spiritual, chapters: 2, words: 254, favs: 3, 12/7/2006
16 Doggerel: A Nauseatingly Plain Poem Perfect for reciting at the local cafe, repelling anyone who would dare to have a crush on you, and handing in to English teachers when you accidentally shatter the floppy disk that contains your entire twenty two page research paper.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 167, favs: 6, 11/13/2006
9 A Foreigner's Tale A short tale of a foreigner's warm welcome into an unfamiliar region and his humorous introduction to the local customs.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 543, favs: 1, 11/5/2006
7 Who Could Have Known? A boy stricken with leukemia receives help from God and, through a series of miracles, overcomes the odds. True story.
Poetry: Life, K, English, Poetry & Spiritual, words: 439, follows: 1, 10/30/2006
10The Best Tragedy Evvvverrrrr Birespius is the son of a puppeteer who makes puppets for...blah blah blah... You know what? It's too long to spell out for you in a summary. It's a parody of tragedies that is best if you've ever watched a soap opera or trudged through a Greek tragedy.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 580, favs: 1, 9/22/2006
9The LongSought Rest God shows His love for us in big events as well as small blessings. This is my first serious composition. I hope you guys like it!
Fiction: Spiritual, K, English, words: 380, 9/12/2006
54i'M bad at summaries A parody of thirteen-year-old, grammatically-challenged, sugar-high females that occasionally run rampant on FictionPress. If this description fits you, please don't form a mob and burn me at the stake!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 618, favs: 15, 9/11/2006
18Rappin' Wit' Poe Like Poe, I'm a poet, and I'm sho' gonna show it!
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 345, favs: 8, 9/3/2006
19WINNER TAKES OIL » CHAPTER 4 is NOW OUT! When F.B.I. Agent Ferguson Beem is assigned to investigate a series of attacks on America's oil tankers, he unearths a conspiracy that is strange even by Federal Government standards. More chapters soon!
Fiction: Mystery, T, English, Mystery & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 9/1/2006 published: 7/31/2006
19ICE CUBES: Frigid Assassins The complete manual to the various species of ice cubes, their sinister tactics, and how to avoid them. If you've ever experienced drink on your pants due to shifting cubes, THIS IS A MUST READ! Crack the Ice Cubes and their harmful intentions.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 21, follows: 1, 8/18/2006
31Darkness I take a stab at all the angsty, depressed prose writers who plague this dark humorless category.
Poetry: Humor, T, English, Parody & Tragedy, words: 276, favs: 10, 8/15/2006
15The SPAM Polka Oompa everyone!
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 99, favs: 1, 8/8/2006