CAROLINE. IS ME. WHO I AM. INDEED, THE NAME THAT HAS BEEN ASSOCIATED WITH MY PERSON FOR THESE MANY YEARS PAST. FIFTEEN OF THEM IN FACT. BEFORE THEM, THERE WAS NOT QUITE A PERSON TO WHICH THIS NAME COULD BE ATTRIBUTED AND THUS, THE NAME CAROLINE WAS NOT ONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE PERSON WHICH I WAS NOT AT THE TIME.

Anyway, enough of that crap (that crap, which was in fact created by the wonderful mind of the famed and talented IRIS EARLY, whom I demand you go and review).

That is me in a nutshell.

This is also me in a nutshell:

GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THIS BLOODY NUTSHELL. I HAVE5 CONCERTS TO PLAY IN YOU KNOW. I'M IMPORTANT. I'M PRINCIPAL BASSOONIST. THE WHOLE THING WILL COLLAPSE WITHOUT ME, AND HERE I AM, IN A HOLE THE SIZE OF A NUT. DO I LOOK THE SIZE OF A NUT TO YOU? NO, I THINK NOT. I'M ACTUALLY QUITE TALL. NUTS, AS IT WERE, ARE NOT VERY TALL, AND SO THIS NUTSHELL IS NOT A PLACE PROPERLY EQUIPPED TO HOUSE ME. AND THE BASSOON. AND IT'S FAIRLY UNCOMFORTABLE. SO I WOULD REALLY BE RATHER GRATEFUL IF YOU GOT ME OUT AND I DO MEAN NOW.