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165The Student Bible » Todd Gafferty, an atheist, creates a new religion just so he can get away with stuff at school. But when he finds himself surrounded by followers, things get a little out of hand. Fans, your Todd fix has returned! Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 26, words: 26k+, favs: 74, follows: 64, updated: 7/15/2010 published: 3/11/2007
The Triumph of Neptune The royal family of Pluto suffers a terrible Fate.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Fantasy & Tragedy, words: 2k+, 7/4/2010
Suicide Killer No matter what your trauma, premature death is never the answer. My fists felt the affront before my conscience did, and they never wasted time negotiating.-Kate Harmony, suicide killer
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 2k+, 4/1/2010
20 The Sexiest Man Alive So I met this guy at the Laundromat last night, and damn, was he sexy! I'm talking drop-dead, film-noir, dark-mustachioed, tilted-hat, horseback-riding, British-accent...the rest is inside! Very funny! READ!
Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 153, favs: 13, follows: 1, 8/5/2008
3 Wanderlust Oneshot. A restless vagrant wanders the streets. Metaphor for humanity. Please read and review.
Fiction: General, K, English, words: 578, 7/23/2008
5 I Am Writer: Hear Me Think! It's writing about writing, the Iced Tea Junkie way. Basically, I just rambled onto my keyboard for a while, and this is what came out. Please read, review, and share with other writers!
Fiction: Biography, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 8, 7/7/2008
18The Realtor » How does one go about selling a haunted house? It was a tricky business, to be sure. But number 66 on 6th Street, though modern and unassuming in its three bedrooms and two and a half baths, was undeniably and invariably haunted. Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Horror & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 7, updated: 7/4/2008 published: 6/29/2007
6 Strictly Business Two executives, madly in love but silenced by fear. A short story by Iced Tea Junkie. NOT a harlequin romance, sorry to disappoint. Oh, just read it already! And review. Yes, that would be nice.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 3, 4/25/2008
250 Cent Peace » A sequel to QUARTERS, focusing on the further adventures of Charley and Diana. Contains some familiar faces plus a few new ones. Enjoy.
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 7k+, follows: 1, updated: 2/16/2008 published: 11/10/2007
20 The Supermarket Saga » A collection of very short stories, all taking place at the local supermarket. Horny old women and suicidal janitors abound! Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 1, updated: 1/13/2008 published: 3/22/2007
61How NOT To Write a Story » A redneck writer struggles to pen his first novel, an epic fantasy with every cliche in the book. Read to see what is, and isn't, going through his mind as he tries to come up with ideas. VERY FUNNY. Please read & review! NOTE: Actual story now underway!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 6k+, favs: 32, follows: 9, updated: 1/7/2008 published: 5/30/2007
6Darkness and The Man » Chet is one fourth vampire, one fourth werewolf, and fifty percent human, with the weaknesses of all three species but the strengths of none. The Man is a ruthless female bounty hunter who goes only by...The Man. They have an adventure. Please R & R!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Supernatural & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 2, updated: 11/11/2007 published: 6/10/2007
62Sponsored Songs » Cheer up, whore! The answer's clear. Buy, buy, BUY! And this time, don't forget to leave a review. Chap 35 up! Neopets!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 35, words: 7k+, favs: 11, follows: 7, updated: 10/8/2007 published: 12/5/2006
54 Quarters » COMPLETE! 4 quarters make a dollar. 4 lives make 1 amazing story. Please read and review! COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, chapters: 26, words: 10k+, favs: 17, follows: 9, updated: 9/4/2007 published: 5/19/2007
2For Posterity » Unfinished pieces & oneshots. A taste of my writing ability. Reviews are welcome.
Fiction: General, T, English, chapters: 11, words: 5k+, updated: 8/11/2007 published: 6/18/2007
17Insult & Ignorance » Set in the English countryside, late 1800s. Blythe Porter, our witty protagonist, lives with a rich, obnoxious stepfamily. Her stepsisters annoy her, her stepbrother is hot for her, the housekeeper hates her guts, and what's with that handsome albino? R&R
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 6, words: 10k+, favs: 6, follows: 9, updated: 8/7/2007 published: 4/4/2007
16 A Love Poem About Punctuation! I wanna hold you, I wanna hold you in parentheses...
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 152, favs: 19, 6/13/2007
8 Poodletown Welcome to Poodletown, population: 3. Has nothing to do with poodles.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 3k+, favs: 3, 6/13/2007
7The Hall of Unsung Heroes » It's a superhero dramedy, starring the telekinetic Captain Capable and her gang of super coworkers. Watch as they battle tiny aliens, evil cyborgs, high school reunions, and the feelings within their hearts! Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 17k+, favs: 1, updated: 6/5/2007 published: 5/31/2007
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