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An Inconvenient Contract
Set in the Regency period. Richard and Isabella are childhood friends whose parents wish them to marry. This very naturally inclines them to rebel; and of course it is to AVOID marrying each other that they run off to Scotland together...Fiction: Historical, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 14, follows: 2, 5/7/2011
1 The 'Tasmanian Devils' Campaign
The simple way of dealing with the problem of unpatriotic immigrants.Fiction: Humor, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 698, 7/25/2009
9 Man of Gondor
She had never wanted a Prince Charming. Instead, all she desired was her very own man of Gondor.Fiction: Romance, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 17, 8/30/2008
2 A Humble Suggestion to Help Us Better Our Society
For the preservation of the human race, drastic action needs to be taken. Fortunately, I have a plan.Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 999, 8/29/2008
39 Chemistry
She silently kicked herself for losing concentration because she found the sight of him disemboweling a dead rat strangely attractive.Fiction: Romance, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 68, follows: 1, 8/22/2008
7 Small Talk
The fourth day, he sang. She had agreed to listen and had tried not to smile as he very enthusiastically belted out a song, completely out of tune, his voice cracking on the high notes. Eventually security escorted him out of the building.Fiction: Romance, K, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 16, 7/22/2008
24 Language Barrier
You two really are perfect for one another. Why don't you go talk to him?Fiction: Romance, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 494, favs: 32, follows: 1, 6/1/2008
17 Jumping to Conclusions
He almost stopped breathing. She was getting married.Fiction: Romance, K, English, Romance, words: 702, favs: 24, follows: 1, 5/16/2008