Hi. Cracked Butterfruit grew up a while ago, emerging like a brain damaged moth from a cocoon of hyperactive hormonal adolescence. Maybe one day I will return with something more substantial, but for now, I have jetted off to make money.

Thanks to everyone who enjoyed my stories. Sorry they're gone now. In retrospect, although a fantastic form of escapism, my stories were really quite rubbish. That doesn't go to say that I don't write anymore - I've just taken it up in the new form of angry, personal blogging.

Many thanks again and lots of love,

CButt