9 The Master and the Bacon The Master asks his servants to prepare him some bacon. Easy enough, right? This is an attempt at a more old fashioned style of writing and humor.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 625, favs: 2, 10/7/2008
32 Of Wizards and Giant Butterflies » An incompetent youth sets out on a quest to find the greatest treasure in the world. Will he succeed? Will he survive? And will he be able to defeat the evil peanut butter? Probably not.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 16, words: 26k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, updated: 7/9/2008 published: 6/23/2008
38 An experiment in Character driven plot » How Many Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? Find out in these short stories. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 7k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, updated: 5/2/2008 published: 2/27/2008
6 Shelly the Seahorse Follow Shelly as she tries to save the world in this totally non-politically influenced story.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Adventure & Tragedy, words: 320, favs: 2, 3/19/2008
21 Attack Of The Killer Shrimp III » Same old, same old. Humanity has finaly recovered, and what do you know? Bombs, Ducks, Action, and most importantly, Shrimp! Short Chapters. Please R&R
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 13, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 7/23/2007 published: 6/19/2007
39 Attack of the Killer Shrimp II » COMPLETESequal to Attack of the Killer Shrimp. Twenty years have passed since Bob defeted the terrible killer w Bob has suddenly gone missing, and it is up to his Teenaged son, Frank to solve the mystery before it's to late.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, chapters: 11, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 5/2/2007 published: 4/10/2007
8 The four wonders of Quick Scripts » Chase Metzger, being the creative genius he is, has blessed us with four amazing stories that will change your life...or make you laugh hard. These are his creations, not mine. Have fun, and laugh. Warning, contains general randomness.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 4/2/2007