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My Stories 30
Merder A highly-symbolic tale of a father and son going fishing.
Fiction: General, T, English, words: 799, 3/21/2013
1 Chinaski's Success Was reading some Bukowski, started to compare myself to him. Now we have this piece of shit.
Poetry: General, T, English, words: 78, 5/29/2012
The Sanguine Dwarf A magical, lonely dwarf dies in a fire. Inspired by my inability to form a healthy relationship with the opposite sex.
Fiction: General, K+, English, words: 1k+, 5/23/2012
1 Ole Yeller Feeling Blue Written about a night in which I went out into public to see a girl I like, only to end up disappointed.
Poetry: Love, K+, English, Romance & Angst, words: 95, 3/31/2012
1 Not About Coitus A poem about sexuality, my discomfort with it, and how it pertains to my love life. The title is, of course, a misnomer.
Poetry: Love, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 97, 3/31/2012
1 Tanka Tango A tanka, refrain, then another tanka. Written as a response to the film "Taking Chance" for a creative writing class, it's merely a reflection on my then-inability to write frequently because I'm such a cynical guy.
Poetry: General, K+, English, Angst, words: 60, 3/31/2012
2 PENIS! So titled because I felt like a dick for writing it. This is a sort of anti-love poem, in which I try to reject a crush I had and have. Obviously, the poem failed in that regard, but I hope it may still prove entertaining.
Poetry: Love, K+, English, Romance & Drama, words: 92, 3/31/2012
2 Newbery Medal Syndrome A brief, surreal piece that I did for a creative writing class. Thematically, it's about finding the value of life. Literally, it's about a boy and his dog.
Fiction: General, K+, English, words: 859, 3/31/2012
2 The Ferris Wheel About my habits, both in life and writing.
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 43, 6/8/2010
3 Uncle Bob A story about a cool guy with a dead-pan smile who comes to visit his nephew; lulz ensue.
Poetry: Humor, T, English, words: 171, favs: 1, 5/17/2010
5 Infection Film Review and Analysis Reviewing the Japanese horror film "Infection" in as pretentious a way as possible.
Fiction: Essay, T, English, words: 1k+, 5/15/2010
2 The German Girl A series of jokes about me being a douche who likes violence more than the typical American.
Poetry: Humor, T, English, words: 51, 5/15/2010
3 Step Four A series of exaggerated anecdotes written with the steretoypical "growing up to become your abusive parents" backdrop.
Poetry: Humor, T, English, words: 305, 5/12/2010
1 The Funeral A funeral, the funeral, it glistens either way.
Poetry: Life, K, English, words: 132, 5/12/2010
Rejection Those that are leery of the Hedgehog's Dilemma will know exactly what this was written about.
Poetry: Life, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 28, 5/10/2010
Too Small For Primetime Describing an event that happened a week ago, and my thoughts on it.
Poetry: Life, T, English, words: 149, 5/10/2010
4Women » A series of short stories, all violently depicting my love and hatred for the charming opposite sex.
Fiction: General, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 5/6/2010 published: 10/9/2009
2 Jack's First Job The Killer Is Born An 18-line poem, which places Jack the Ripper in a contemporary setting.
Poetry: General, T, English, words: 98, 5/5/2010
2 Demo Reels A short story criticizing American consumerism, Hollywood, politics, religion and everything in-between. Told in film format, it details the assassination of the president.
Fiction: General, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 5/5/2010
5 Media Martyr A 7-line spoken-word, joking about religion and popularity.
Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 40, favs: 2, 5/5/2010
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