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14Tripping Over Trevor » by throwingstars
His name was Trevor and I didn't fall for him... I fell over him.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 9, follows: 12, updated: 7/18/2013 published: 7/29/2007
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Rocked Like Me » by Enigmatic Night
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 31, words: 166k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 518, updated: 12/6/2008 published: 3/25/2007
41 Why Not to Have a Pin Fetish » by Eric-san
This is an extremely hilarious fictional story about my friends, a robber, me, some grenades and drunken hobos. Reveals the secrets of Slurpee slush and OFF! Bug Spray! Review aren't necessary, but greatly appreciated, don't lie!Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 16, words: 9k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, updated: 8/14/2007 published: 7/23/2007
151 Prince Charming, Prince Alarming » by satokibi
Evelyn's Prince Charming doesn't ride a horse he rides a pink tricycle. He also reads mens' magazines and smutty romance novels like Steamy Nights with a Stranger. After finding out, she tries to expose him, but...?[STORY COMPLETED, first parody up!]Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 15, words: 23k+, favs: 23, follows: 16, updated: 8/14/2007 published: 7/13/2007
299 never play truth or dare while bored at the mall » by runaway peanut
who knew a boring day at the mall could turn into a game of truth or dare with me grabbing the schools resident bad boys butt...Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, chapters: 21, words: 36k+, favs: 174, follows: 66, updated: 8/1/2007 published: 7/16/2007
356How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele
Can't manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer's block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 65, 9/29/2004