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207Reasons why I hate Trentsville »
Slash Noah has been brutalized by his hometown but now that he's back he's ready to take them all on - even when all of them means the demon who handicapped him, a soccer team full of 'werewolves' and and closet full of live hands...Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 12, words: 63k+, favs: 239, follows: 281, updated: 8/9/2012 published: 8/25/2008
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Mein Liebling »
Slash. I'm Jewish and a guy wearing a swastika came into my backyard. Did I shoot him? Yes. Did he come back?... Yes...Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance, chapters: 24, words: 124k+, favs: 595, follows: 144, updated: 4/1/2009 published: 7/19/2008
8Subtlety is why penguins hate Rick
Global warming is a problem... and penguins are dying... its all because of cigarettes, oxicodon, broken pieces of glass in my back, and because Rick won't eat the freakin hamburger... stupid cows. Slash.Fiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 13, 2/16/2009
49Not a one night stand »
Slash. I did not have sexual relations with that man!... Seriously, but he thinks we did, so he's out to get me, and my friends are helping him. So now I have to watch out for stalkers and GHB. This summer is fun!Fiction: Romance, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 38, follows: 58, updated: 6/26/2008 published: 10/13/2007
102Insignificant »
So I save a butterfly the other day... It came back to bite me in the ass, literally. Warnings slash, abuse and language.Fiction: Romance, M, English, Fantasy, chapters: 14, words: 62k+, favs: 75, follows: 100, updated: 6/25/2008 published: 8/4/2007
17 Walls brought down
Slash. Andrew likes Chase, a stubborn person he has picked on for years. Chase however, has some walls put up and Andrew's gonna need a sledgehammer and vicodin to get through them.Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 10k+, favs: 125, follows: 5, 4/19/2008
18 Something Unexpected
Alex and Riory have been friends for a long time. Now Alex realizes Riory likes him more then just a friend and wants a stronger relationship with Riory now. Only problem is Riory refuses to act like anything more then a friend to Alex. Warning slash.Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 75, follows: 3, 9/3/2007