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Biography
Joined Jul '07

Hello!!

Welcome to the author bio page of one of the most inactive authors you'll ever follow. I like writing Harry Potter, Avatar, and Animorphs. I like reading all of those, plus some Bones, Star Wars, and other miscallaneous stuff.

Yes, that picture is actually of me. I'm watching the sunset on the last evening we were in Hawaii when I was sixteen. I love that picture.

I'm actually trying to move away from fanfiction. It gave me good practice and a good base, but always using a shortcut by using other authors' work can only get me so far.

I love God more than anything. He is my everything, and that will never change.

Favorite Books/Authors: C.S. Lewis, Dean Koontz, George R.R. Martin, Orson Scott Card, J.K. Rowling, and Tamora Pierce (except for the Trickster's series--HATED those). Also love Chicken Soup, A Little Princess, The Cage, Heros of the Holocaust, Night, Heartland, and any other horse books out there. If there is one author who NEVER should have been published, it's Robert Jordan. An eleven book series of cliches, Mary-Sues, and rip-offs, and even after he's dead someone finishes it for him. Really??

A totally random bit of funny that a friend discovered for those who aspire to write a fantasy novel: http:///fnovel/

I collect quotes. Some of my favorites.

(C.S. Lewis quotes first)

A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.

Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say "infinitely" when you mean "very"; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see.

We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.

You can't get a cup of coffee big enough or a book long enough to suit me. (the original quote says "a cup of tea" lol)

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.

(miscellaneous serious ones)

History is crowded by men who would be gods, but only one God who would be man.

Some Christians haven't thought about whether they would die for Jesus because they haven't really been living for him.

I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.

Have you prayed about it as much as you've talked about it?

A bible falling apart belongs to someone who is not.

Woman came from man’s rib. Not from his feet to be walked on, nor from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal, from under the arm to be protected, and from next to the heart to be loved.

Only God can heal a broken heart, but first he has to have all the pieces.

Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry someone you can't live without.

Boys are immature, guys are jerks, men are rare.

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

It’s mind over matter: you don’t mind, it don’t matter.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy.

I'll pick you up when you fall, and if I can't I'll just lay down beside you.

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I'll fight for what I love.

If you don't stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them.

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid.

A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are made for.

We're all a little weird and life's a little weird. And when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

(okay, funny ones now)

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not exactly. He told me to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing, really.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

Do you want to talk to the doctor who's in charge, or the nurse who actually knows what's going on?

Girls can do anything boys can...but we can do it backwards in high heels.

Forget glass slippers, I want red stilettos.

Shoes can change your life. Just ask Cinderella.

Give me coffee or the protagonist dies.

All you need in life is a guy who promises not to break your heart and a best friend to kick is ass if he does.

Men, chocolate and coffee are all better rich.

When life hands you lemons, break out the tequila and salt!

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it!

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

I have flying monkeys. Don't make me use them.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

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