16The Woes of a Man with Two Big Feet » We all know that one guy who, charming as he may be, can't help being a lying, cheating scumbag who can't keep his eyes or hands to himself - even when he has a girlfriend whom he fully intends to spend the rest of his life with. So this is a story of that guy. That lying, cheating scumbag, who finally decides that maybe it's time to change for love. (Rated M for future purposes)
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 19, updated: 8/20/2013 published: 8/7/2013
13 That Letter No one understood my fear of fizzy drinks; no one appreciated my sudden outburst of laughter every time Taylor Swift's song plays on the radio; no one could stand my temperaments and my hideous mood swings… But you see me for who I truly am. And for that, I'm grateful… I was getting worried that it would have to be Eugene, the one who gave me centipedes for Valentines. (one-shot)
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 4, 4/15/2013
37 The Headstand "What does fuck mean?" His eyes looked up to meet hers, "It's a vile word." "What's does vile mean?" She always thought she was smart for her age, but he clearly won her by a thousand e wasn't used to being defeated, and she hated it. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 128, follows: 14, 8/7/2011
8 Fist Full of Glitter We continued walking, and I noticed how my footsteps dragged longer with each move, wanting to prolong the moment as much as I could. You're always able to make me feel like having you around, for a few minutes more, for a few hours more, for a lifetime.
Fiction: Romance, K+, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 1, 4/28/2010
18This and That "Promise you won't waste your last years missing me when I'm gone?" Emmy has always been like that. Selfless. Too selfless. Sometimes to the point of stupidity but of course he'd never tell her that. "Sure, but promise you won't blame me when I break it?"
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 27, follows: 7, 2/12/2010
92 Singing the Last Song I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 236, follows: 16, 12/6/2008
99 Move Me "Look outside your window; you'd find me there. I could be stuffing my mouth with chocolate. I could be dreaming of us living blissfully; in love. I could be getting drenched by Mother Nature's piss. I could be waiting. I am waiting. For you. I love you."
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 197, follows: 19, 10/11/2008
74 The Water Theory "Is this something you do all the time? When a guy tells you he likes you, you strip in front of him and drown yourself in a pool?" "Maaaybe." And she fell sideways into the pool, giggling. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 234, follows: 17, 5/27/2008
93 Lego Me, Rally "You have…" I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. "You have little bells on your g-string?" SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 274, follows: 21, 5/3/2008
91 The Dorky Idea "Let me guess," Sam said into the intercom after a while, "You're the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.""Close enough," He answered,"Only I'm six-foot tall, I don't have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 295, follows: 25, 4/20/2008
65 Blind Substitution Being the substitute is like being called by your dad to pick up the newspapers when your dog is throwing a tantrum; Like having a girlfriend who only talks to you when her anime isn't on; And like falling in love,but NEVER getting the girl. Oh,the agony.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 82, follows: 6, 4/4/2008
135 Candid Moments "How do you know that you've fallen in love with someone?" She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. "I know that I'm in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is 'damn, if only she was here to hear it'." one-shot.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 333, follows: 31, 3/30/2008
65 Bring In the Clowns First, he thought I had a clown fetish -Because I asked for his number when he was working as a clown-. Then, he started giving me balloon flowers -Because I was 'as boring as a flower'-. What I never expected to come right after that, though, was love.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 198, follows: 14, 3/21/2008
108 The Thing about Guardian Angels "Wait!" Jonathan ran towards me, again. He tripped over thin air and fell, again. He looked up from the ground with a boyish smile. "My horoscope said that if I fell down twice in front of a girl I like, she'll fall in love with me!" One-shot.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 138, follows: 17, 3/14/2008
54 In My Own Words "I smell like puke." I grumbled, glaring at Rachel, who was now pulling my shirt and tugging me forward to an empty classroom. "Oh, puke is good." She replied with an air of enthusiasm. "Girls love guys who smell like a kid just vomited on them." fluff!
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 141, follows: 14, updated: 3/5/2008 published: 3/4/2008
74 Like A Pumpkin "Right now, standing on top of this bloody cliff, I have only one thing to say to you. It has 'I', it has 'you', and you probably wouldn't like the idea of it.";"I knew it," He says with a gasp, "You want to have sex with me!" One-shot. fluff. :
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 218, follows: 22, 2/29/2008
70 Do You Miss Me Now? I was going to be the 40-year-old virgin living with 20 cats, and I was happy with that plan. Well, okay, not really. But I would've, had he not stepped onto the bus that morning and asked if i'd miss him. God, the nerve of him. Fluff fluff fluff!
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 208, follows: 23, 2/14/2008
23For Three Months Only » Good people are always rewarded, even after death you get your rewards. A chance to exist for three more months but theres a catch. You can only be seen by one. Jason chooses a stranger he never knew while he was still alive but loved after death...
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 15, updated: 11/3/2007 published: 10/28/2007