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281 Lips Burn Caustic » by patsylooj so, he's a homophobe and emophobe. he's gay and emo. he acts like a cat, he's a vain vocalist, she's pissed, he's a psycho killer, he's wearing lady clothes, they're making out, and that song title makes no sense. the hell. to the myspace degeneration
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Angst & Humor, chapters: 35, words: 234k+, favs: 85, follows: 61, updated: 7/1/2015 published: 10/14/2007
1k+the list » by sunshinedoll A girl makes a list of 100 things she wants to find in her perfect guy. She refuses to stop looking until she finds a boy with all 100 traits. But once she finds him, she runs into another problem. She's not happy.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 40, words: 43k+, favs: 206, follows: 276, updated: 12/27/2009 published: 3/10/2008
43But I Hate The Name Mary » by sharks don't sleep Quinn Holland was getting by pretty well at his public school. That was before his mother went through a phase of applying him to every boarding school she saw fit. This would have been alright, had he not been accepted at Saint Simon's School for Girls.
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 31, words: 12k+, favs: 8, follows: 14, updated: 7/8/2009 published: 8/4/2008
81 Sophomore Year » by sharks don't sleep This has been my life: things I noticed, things I learned, things I wished that I could be.
Poetry: School, K+, English, chapters: 54, words: 7k+, favs: 14, follows: 3, updated: 6/19/2009 published: 9/15/2008
1 The Deconstruction of Prince Charming » by Netochka Nezvanova The words "Happily ever after" is not an ending. It is a warning. A form of code. It's your grandmothers and mothers telling you with each fairytale, "treasure the last line in this story. It's the closest thing that you're getting to happiness."
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, favs: 2, updated: 1/26/2009 published: 1/25/2009
Morality: Finger Lickin' Good & Other Works » by chemarim Compilation of articles, starting OF COURSE, with the ever-famous essay on cannibalism that everyone apparently likes. They at least appreciate the premise, if nothing else.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 6k+, favs: 1, updated: 1/7/2009 published: 11/2/2008
62Those Georgia Nights » by StripedSoxsGrl Natalie Martin is a young woman of little words. Her mother is horrible, her father's buried in her backyard, and she's falling in love with a boy who is very suicidal. Follow Natalie's journey in this black comedy told in free verse poem.
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Angst & Humor, chapters: 21, words: 4k+, favs: 27, follows: 30, updated: 1/7/2009 published: 6/12/2008
15See Jude Run » by Acute Delirium I can't find Jude, and that is very concerning because bad things seem to cling to Jude wherever he goes. I need to look for him because if I don't he will fall off the face of the earth, which he has been trying to do for so long. So I need to find him.
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, favs: 11, follows: 10, updated: 10/12/2008 published: 6/26/2008
3 Visitation by Acrid Lemons A human woman learns something valuable from a visiting goddess. True blessings are few and far between. One-Shot.
Fiction: Mythology, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 4, 9/25/2008
162The Unhappiness Factor » by lesseninglessons A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Suspense, chapters: 36, words: 115k+, favs: 93, follows: 30, updated: 6/23/2008 published: 10/8/2005
2 Magic Trick by Acrid Lemons A series of inexplicable and unwarranted disappearances prompt a doctor and his sister to act. Detail, and shameless exaggeration. Read and review.
Fiction: Mystery, T, English, Suspense & Crime, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/17/2008
98Shoes, Boobs and Prudes » by serpentynepearl Maddie Black is your happy go lucky, shoe obsessed, caffeine dependent sixteen year old if you please, and if you don't, well, poop on you. After an unlikely encounter, life becomes a kaleidoscope of anomalies, many involving a very smexy stepbrother.
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 13, words: 22k+, favs: 21, follows: 21, updated: 11/24/2007 published: 7/25/2007
1 The Blank Paper by cherry144 A simple oneshot about a woman who is an artist and takes a conceited pupil under her wing.
Fiction: Young Adult, K+, English, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 11/1/2007
39 Be Scene by Netochka Nezvanova There's something wrong with you. You know it. You love it. You hope to God that it's true.
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 48, follows: 2, 3/16/2007
5Seven Keys by mjlb A man discovers the secrets of the universe. (Not sure I like the ending, let me know if it's too... vague)
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Supernatural & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 7/19/2006
58Reviews and Reviewers by Ariana Deralte More of an essay that has advice for authors and readers on how to get reviews, some problems with the reviewing system and a few general suggestions.
Fiction: Essay, K, English, words: 2k+, favs: 12, 2/28/2002